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Host of the @AdamCarollaShow on @PodcastOne. Three time @NYTimes best selling author.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2007
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@adamcarolla put on likely the funniest live comedy act I’ve ever witnessed. A must see. 👍🏻
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Ram Chhetri came to the US as a refugee, but this might be worst day of his life: It's the moment he realizes the $80k-$160k/year salary he's bilked from Medicaid for no-show work is coming to an end because @realdailywire caught the truth on camera. We conducted months of surveillance that shows why "home care aide" is now the *most common job* in states like NY, CA, MN, and PA: Because a large part of those jobs are unambiguous Medicaid fraud. Thanks to home care, Bhutanese refugees now make more money than actual PA families. The state doesn't just look the other way, but helps them get away with it. Converting federal health dollars into a universal basic income for certain communities relieves the financial burden they place on the state. The scammers easily deceive the feds' woefully broken monitoring system. You'll see Ram pull into a driveway for 2 minutes in the morning, then 2 minutes in the evening. He clocks in and out of his shift from the right place, and the GPS system doesn't notice that he goes home in between. $20 an hour doesn't sound like much, but at 77 hours a week, it's $80k–and it's easy to bill huge hours when you don't actually have to work them. And that's just for the low-level guys in this scheme.
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Al Gore got public schools to show his propaganda movie about dying Polar Bears giving kids nightmares, those students are now voters. The Marxists always play the long game.
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I love this shit
A BADGE IS NOT A LICENSE TO BRUTALIZE. Without video evidence, imagine how ICE would claim the agent was attacked by a vicious protester. Blocking an ICE vehicle does not erase your constitutional rights. Reasonable force may be lawful. Excessive force is not. An agent who willfully violates those rights and causes bodily injury can face up to 10 years under 18 USC §242. PAXIS.app is FREE. Know your rights. Record EVERYTHING . Help keep PAXIS free: gofundme.com/f/PAXIS
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A lot of chick think going on
Democrat senator denies Mary Peltola’s campaign was involved in fake Dan Sullivan on the ballot. Watch this. She gets gutted on CNBC. Well done at holding her feet to the fire here.
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When they do, they are defamed or belittled. For example, @larryelder has been described as the "black face of white supremacy." Black intellectuals who don't fall in line with the victimhood ideology are also ignored (e.g. Thomas Sowell).
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There is a depressing dearth of Black leaders willing to say this publicly
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I don’t get why he doesn’t just sit in one of his 5 homes and enjoy his life
This election is our last chance to at least rein in some of the foolishness of this Administration. We need real leadership with concrete plans to lower costs, make health care more affordable, make housing more affordable, and get utility bills under control. Let’s do what we can to make @KeishaBottoms the next Governor of Georgia. Let’s go send Jon @Ossoff back to the Senate. And let’s put this country back on the path to a better future.
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What’s wrong with everyone
Cobb County honors Native Americans by having an African American in tribal attire identify as being an "indigenous person" This could be a South Park skit
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I thought she was all about recycling
Greta Thunberg is trying REALLY hard to get Palestinian terrorist Marwan Barghouti released from prison. That smug smile she gives after advocating for a mass murderer makes me sick to my stomach.
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She’s a sassy Indian lady
When did Kamala Harris become Florence from The Jeffersons?
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🔥 This moderate Democrat 👇🏻 has finally realized what Obama was all about. He loved him & thought he was great. He promised Hope & Change. 🙄 And then he saw him campaigning for these weird candidates like Abdul and realized Obama wasn’t what he claimed to be. He covered up who he was and now is doing the same for these candidates like Mamdani & Abdul. He doesn’t like the fact that Obama talks to you like you’re stupid! That’s the narcissist coming out. This Dem is looking for integrity and patriotism 🇺🇸 and isn’t finding it in the Democratic Party! 👊🏻Great news! 🙌🏻 Vote Red ❤️🇺🇸to stop the Dem Party!
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This is why he should be charged with “treason & sedition”. Outrageous.
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The key to this guy is he never gets embarrassed for being constantly wrong
Al Gore predicts the North Pole will be "ice free" in the summer "within 5 to 7 years" 2009 (17 years ago)
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He turned out bad
May, 2013. The news breaks that Obama's IRS had been targeting conservatives. Obama first addressed it by claiming that he had just recently heard about it on the news. The President said that he heard about it on the news. Even more ridiculous, the media went along with it. Compare that media to today's rabid media that is desperate to report anything negative that they can find or fabricate. A few days after Obama claimed that he had heard about the scandal on the news, documents came out that showed the White House not only knew about the scandal, but had spent weeks planning on how to deal with the fallout. They had a whole team of people from the head of the Treasury to Obama's Chief Counsel (Epstein's good friend) working on a plan. The same people that Obama would meet with almost every day. But Obama said he learned about it on the news. 👌 A few days later Obama's Press Secretary goes out and issues a "update," saying that they knew about the scandal for a while but didn't know many details (still all lies). And that's it. Obama was in the free and clear. His Press Secretary said a couple sentences. The adoring media was content. Now imagine if Trump's IRS had been targeting liberals and Trump said he knew nothing about it and then it was proven that he was lying. What would happen? Think CNN would let it go? 😜 The media spent weeks reporting from the Reflecting Pool to "get" Trump, think they would move on from something like this? Of course not. What ended without follow up questions for Obama would end in impeachment for Trump.
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The problem for the black culture is they need to hear this from their own for some reason
"How can you argue that racism is NOT a driving factor in income inequality?" 🔥 I’m honestly floored by how clearly Ben Shapiro breaks this down. You don’t even have to like him to know that he’s right: black poverty is a CULTURAL ISSUE, not racism! Elon Musk has said this, Charlie Kirk has said this, Thomas Sowell has said this... the brightest minds in history know and understand that wokeism is a pathetic copout that digs a bigger hole.
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The real Trump ballroom is the room he gives his balls in comparison to the leg crossing pussies like Newsom and Obama
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Because they don’t like the country
Why is doing this during the National Anthem so hard for the angry lesbians in the WNBA and LeBron James to do?
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