Social media project group manager who swears way too much, has two kids that I over-gram, and I've never sat at the cool kids' table.
North Texas
Joined May 2008
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Y'all, this is legit delicious. None of that salty, flavorless LaCroix crap. 40 calories. 9… instagram.com/p/BEB6oU-B20U/
Our roses exploded into a riot of hot pink over night. Even though I can't breathe during March… instagram.com/p/BD_FvNsh28M/
Baby chicks obviously attend the same nursing program as cats. Sleeping on the patient is the… instagram.com/p/BD3W8UbB206/
I don't think I'll ever get over the size differential between our regular eggs and our bantam… instagram.com/p/BDzJgmiB2zT/
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.@KevinHearne Did these people steal your idea/name for Atticus's tea?! immortalitea.com/
When you drag yourself home from a long night at the club and you see yourself in the mirror.… instagram.com/p/BDlzsqjh23z/
Guess which pile is for my 5 year old with the flu and guess which pile is for me? HINT: I'm the… instagram.com/p/BDPO_kVh2xj/
It has begun. Soon, there will be 10 acres of these babies. #BluebonnetCapitalOfTexas instagram.com/p/BDKMlq2h2wG/
And on Friday, she ate through five oranges! #NotAHungryCaterpillar #Only2Oranges instagram.com/p/BDHlJhZB29R/
I read Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill goodreads.com/review/show/99…
Janx decided that this is more efficient than waiting until I'm wearing my clothes to get his… instagram.com/p/BCS95C0B26O/
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Amazing Harry Potter earrings from my CDP buddy, @am_doingmybest. Mischief Managed. instagram.com/p/BB8os-jB23O/
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Watching The Heat yet again. Because when are Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy ever a bad idea? Never. That's when.
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This morning, forces from the border of Dogville, on the east side of the bed, invaded my… instagram.com/p/BBh3O5uB24q/
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