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b divided by zero = c trust me
@bc
Somewhat inefficient food processor. Husband. Cat chew-toy. Nerd
Orlando-ish, FL
Joined March 2007
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b divided by zero = c trust me
@bc
23 May 2021
Don’t wait. Don’t put it off. Make the call. Send a message. Say hello again. Life is short, and there are no guarantees you or they will be around tomorrow. Don’t wait.
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b divided by zero = c trust me
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Oct 6
Is there something like AA for Nothing Bundt Cakes? Asking for a friend
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Jun 21
Things I like about running face-first into large spider webs:
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b divided by zero = c trust me
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May 26
Keep the new non-removable CoPilot button in Excel, but when someone clicks it make it open a link to “Never Gonna Give You Up”
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b divided by zero = c trust me
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May 21
Did the algorithm banish random Russian twitter for everyone or just me?
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May 18
Sometimes I feel like Lays Potato Chips are my Kryptonite. I hope that’s not true because I don’t want to die from exposure to potato chips.
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May 14
We’re in the Negotiation phase
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b divided by zero = c trust me
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May 14
Current discussion in work IT Teams: Romance languages. People with a clue besides me: 0 🙄
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