Your dog is not a baby. THEY’RE 43. So we teamed up with @LiquidDeath and made them a new role model. Meet Ram Chop. He likes stealing socks, heavy metal and sniffing butts. BARK × LIQUID DEATH IS HERE.

10 am at Bark HQ and no one has called me a “good boy” yet :/

Should we start Wikipaws? Wikifeet for dogs??

Think you love your dog more than anyone else loves theirs? Prove it. For $1, own one of three human-sized Cuddle Coffins. bark.co/products/cuddle-coff…

Forget flowers. Bring her something that she can destroy.

Oh you thought those were your socks? Think again, human.

We all know someone who needs the cone more than their dog. NAME THEM 👇

EVEN GOOD BOYS GO BAD. 9.3

1. Implement sniff lanes 2. Millions of dogs come to sniff stuff 3. Add more lanes bc there are so many dogs 4. Sniff lanes replace roads 5. Dogs take over the city 6. Dog mayor 7. Profit

Introducing MICKEY AND FRIENDS! Get your dog a social life with this month’s box.

Accidentally ate a dog cookie in the breakroom AMA

My intern is getting too comfortable

Performance review at other companies: How would you rate your overall output since your last evaluation? Performance review at BarkBox: who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?? Is it you? Are you a good boy??? Yes you are. Yes you are!

POV: you use the office fridge at Bark

All you have to do to make your dog happy is spray a bunch of water out of the ground which means you absolutely nailed this, @FUNBOYLife

this is who runs this account btw

One cool thing about our office is any step you take there’s like a 85% chance you’ll hear a squeak.

If I was a dog I’d probably try to eat grass all the time too. And if someone told me not to I’d definitely do it more. So I get it.