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Who's ass do i gotta suck to find out how sex works nowadays?

The best self aware moment yet from an NPC in #FF7R #ff7rspoilers

If I wanted a lecture on what a piece of shit I am I would just date my Fitbit

Thanks, but if i wanted to date someone that keeps pointing out my shitty life choices I would date my Fitbit #cowbelly

Ladies, sometimes its the fact that you think your a 6 that makes us think that your a 10

God is a hyper intelligent being that exists as a sentient gravitational wave, in this essay I will...

I want to like republicians just like I want people to like anime, but using DJW as your great example is like me trying to show how great Boku no Piku is. #dankmemes

Ladies, what do you call wanting that D a second time cause he's delicious? Redicklious #nsfw #dankmemes

I just realized i am almost 40, divorced twice, no degree, 2 kids that barely get to see me, work in a call center, live in RV, crappy car and shit on for being nice 98% of the time. Sorry, im checking out.

Today i realized i was a drama kid in highschool not because i was i wanted to be, but i really was too lazy to be a jock and i didnt know or understand any other cliches

Can a Cybertruck be used to recharge a normal tesla that has ran out of range along side the road? #Tesla #CyberTruck @elonmusk

After hints and hearing his voice, i'm positive the #LeopardMask is @kenanthompson and he rocks! #maskedsinger

My 7 year old just told me to stop watching a podcast because "they're saying the words that are not nice." Ok, Boomer. #okboomer

We are all walls, and our and life is nothing but usually small choices that damage us or repair us in an ever going storm

Note to self, send to fap holder on pc. #nsfw #meme

Note to self, send to fap folder on pc

Friday is the best day. Its not relaxing, but it feels like im giving the bird to the rest of the week #meme #followme #follow #me #lol

I just gave my baby momma my only car because she needed it more than me #humblebrag #isdoestoocountaschildsupportlinda

I propose the option that when playing marrie kill fuck we add the category "Eat" #memeawards #t2m