Clint Kritzer

I was called a "Ratbag" tonight! Had to look it up: Definition of ratbag chiefly Australia : a stupid, eccentric, or disagreeable person Okay. Fair enough! 😂😎👍

#NewWaysToProtectAnimals NO SINGING!

Do not let them repeat the mistakes of their ancestors. #NewWaysToProtectAnimals

Allow them to arm themselves. #NewWaysToProtectAnimals

Cut down all the trees. #NewWaysToProtectAnimals

#OnMyWalkInTheForest I met a little chick in red.

#OnMyWalkInTheForest the local Neighborhood Watch informed me that I was tresspassing!

#OnMyWalkInTheForest I learned bread crumbs aren't the best thing to leave a trail with.

#OnMyWalkInTheForest I met some fool whom wasn't wearing shoes!

#OnMyWalkInTheForest there were lions and tigers and bears!

#WhenTurkeysRun it's just the nature of watercolor.

#WhenTurkeysRun it makes the drumsticks tough and stringy.

#WhenTurkeysRun this time of year it's to Canada since they already had Thanksgiving!

#WhenTurkeysRun they wattle!

#ItReallyAintEasy climbing a fence that's leaning towards you or kissing a girl who's leaning away!

#ItReallyAintEasy finding such truly close friends!

#ItReallyAintEasy even if it looks that way.

#ItReallyAintEasy being humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror 'Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can! youtube.com/watch?v=WJ1JYq8j…

#WhenItsColdItsTimeTo Put another log on the fire Cook me up some bacon and some beans And go out to the car and change the tire Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on baby you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers And boil me up another pot of tea... 🎶

#WhenItsColdItsTimeTo talk to a Canadian who will make you feel a lot better about your temperature!