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Undisputed king of stuff. Novelist, scriptwriter, columnist. ☦️ IC XC NIKA

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Joined October 2008
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I am politely asking you to purchase my book. I can assure you, with no exaggeration, it is the best debut novel I have ever written. Thank you. #HistFic #SilentService #WW2 a.co/d/evstynr
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Jon Gabriel retweeted
"...As it turns out, that’s a crucial skill for everyone, even people who have been asked to talk. Aspiring clergy get all sorts of training in preaching and public speaking, but what they really need — well, what I really need — is a class on how to shut up and listen."
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Jon wrote an excellent book that I highly recommend. Our book club is also reading another self-published novel-Theo of Golden (thank you, @tabigibson !), which is arguably one of the best novels I’ve read in a great while. It never would have made it through, imo, the traditional way.
Self-publishing is pretty much the only option.
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Self-publishing is pretty much the only option.
About 70% of publishing professionals are women. Because agents and editors tend to select books they personally relate to, an increasing number of male authors are being sidelined in the publishing industry, resulting in an overwhelming number of female protagonists on our shelves—and a dearth of male ones. No wonder young men are no longer reading.
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Replying to @Jevaughn_Brown
Twitter is as good as you choose to make it. Use the algorithm, but never let the algorithm use you.
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AN EXPENSIVE GIFT
You give a man a cancer potato and then he wants a birthday gift. The mouse and the cookie have nothing on @exjon
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Sorry, I’m not running.
Male R candidates need to be carefully vetted for handsomeness, facial symmetry, good gonial angles, clear skin, trim build, thick hair. Basically 99% of the GOP candidates who lost failed the most basic looksmaxxer test, even when adjusted for age. This seems silly, but I want you to remember who the customers are for the product the GOP is trying to sell. Brandon Gill won easily for a reason. Adbul did too, for a similar reason (although his manlet muscular appeal is lost on me) I'm not kidding, I think Clavicular should be consulting on America First candidate physiognomy.
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I’m the undisputed king of stuff.
Replying to @exjon
Since the midterm election your smug juvenile comments have been exhausting. BTW who are you?
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a film that I consider a true visual masterpiece
a film that I consider a true visual masterpiece
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I've lost about 100 followers in the past few weeks which is weird because I'm the only good account on this app.
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And in my spare time, I like sticking gold decals on stuff.
Replying to @exjon
You already have a great shoegaze playlist to force reporters to listen to before you speak!
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I'd be a good White House Chief of Staff. Certified on Microsoft Outlook, make great coffee, know my way around a copy machine. What's it pay?
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Congratulations to WH Chief of Staff @redsteeze!
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Let's bookmark this clip of @MrShermichael asking the inconvenient questions about Medicare for All, in two years, when the left fails to pass it.
On CNN just now, @MrShermichael Singleton asks the inconvenient questions for the leftists pushing Medicare for all: "How do we pay for this?" " "Do I lose my own private insurance?" "What if I don't want this option?"
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Remind me not to watch another Ravens game until Lamar Jackson is back.
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Jon Gabriel retweeted
I love you all but sometimes I get the feeling that a few too many of the people using social media are just DRUNK and/or overly emotional. That, or your grammar skills really are just wanting.
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poasting from my new iphone and all my tweets are now high-def
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Replying to @exjon
Have they adopted VHS over Beta yet?
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Sinatra and Jobim. The coolest two minutes in television history.
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