I don’t care if Cinnamon Toast Crunch is shrimp tails and toenails, I won’t stop eating it.

To say Gene Wolfe changed my life is not hyperbole. He was my favorite author ever, and he unintentionally ruined ever other author for me. What a loss.

There’s nothing like a concert to make you question whether everyone is *really* made in God’s image...

I like how Amazon’s new holiday commercial implies that their employees have the time and freedom to smile.

I pooped today, too, but apparently they don’t make a sticker for that. Yet.

Son the Younger at Wendy’s. “I never noticed Wendy has freckles. Or pimples. Or zits.”

I can’t be the only person who makes string cheese bandoliers to amuse himself, right?

Readers: Children Of Time, by @aptshadow (Adrian Tchaikovsky) is one of the best science fiction books I’ve read in years, and the Kindle version is only $0.99 right now. Go!

You can tell the Grammys really know what they're doing when The National and The War on Drugs are nominated in two different categories...

I know B.B. King was mostly known for his guitar playing, but that dude could SING... #thegreatest

Hey @AndyMineo my 4th-grader wants to do a school project about you and your music. Can he send some interview questions through email? He'd lose his mind if he got to interview you.

Is there a Facebook support group for the emotional and physical scarring that results from eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch?

Son the Elder to Son The Younger: "I hope your future wife works at a wet wipe or bib factory..." #ribnight #carnivores

Folks: Tim Powers is my favorite author who's not Gene Wolfe. Two of his books are only $2 today: Drawing of the Dark and On Stranger Tides.

Onitama: This game is SO GOOD. #boardgames #arcanewonders instagram.com/p/BZIDQHTF1uO/

Pro tip: If you drop a soda on the floor, and it rolls 10 feet away, don't take it to your desk and immediately open it. #ineededthecaffeine

"Evil is still a four-letter word; so, thank God, is love." ~N.T. Wright

Is it normal for squirrels to grow giant fangs and attack people during an #eclipse? Asking for a dead friend.