Frothy Friar

The Temple of Ikea...there's always a few extra parts when they put it together

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"Lord Theoden, the beacons are..." "The beacons are lit?" "...not exactly"

Me: "why can't I lose this last 20 pounds?" Also me:

Let's play a little game I like to call 'Name That Adventure'. Name the adventure, get first pick at the loot pile

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in a year...Hollywood is cooked youtube.com/watch?v=B09KCqDe…

Me and the boys will be doing 3 'nights' in Menzoberranzan. Tickets on sale now

"Good news everyone. I found us a new Cleric. Has a great Yelp review and promises not to leave any party members behind"

yeah...no

DM: "Gimme a Stealth check" Player: "19"

Final Destination for modern audiences

Finally, a bar with all corner booths

Am I doing the Word Search puzzle right?

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EXTRA Broad Sword

Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed. You, my children, are the water that will wash away all that has gone before. In your hand, you hold my light, the gleam in the eye of Set. This flame will burn away the darkness, burn you the way to paradise!