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Geoffrey

@geoffrey

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Joined April 2007
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After talks falter, #EUSummit to be decided by Rock Paper Scissors. @BBCNews
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What is this spelling horror #BridgeOfLies
Clue: Cursed pirate played by Geoffery [sic] Rush

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The inspiration for Google Maps #TOTP
# Spy on me, baby, use satellite

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For a moment I thought he was wearing a Yorkshire pudding #TOTP
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When the set they put you on resembles the aliens’ primary weapon from Independence Day #TOTP
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The following year, she went on to direct Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon #TOTP
ANN LEE

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Mel C sums up the two-party system #TOTP
🎵 You’re going down

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You ain’t seen nothing yet. #totp
Gail Porter: “Shania with a few gender issues there.”

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There’s nothing Tunnocks teacakes can’t do! #artemisII
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What’s Jay Kay’s favourite war film? The Bridge On Jamiroquai. #totp
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@BNONewsJan 30
Macaulay Culkin, who played Kevin in "Home Alone", pays tribute to Catherine O'Hara: "Mama. I thought we had time."
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It’s the repeat and this is still true #TOTP
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Wow, this stuff just writes itself #totp
Will Smith introduces “Boy You Knock Me Out

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Yoda Smith #totp
Will Smith sings: That night I don't think one wink I slept

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Thanks to 20 years of defeating website language filters, B*witched now looks like a swear word #totp
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At least one banshee will be thinking to themself: “I trained at RADA for this.” 💀 #CelebrityTraitors
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#Eclipse in south-west Wales
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Caption writer is not playing along with the joke #totp
JOHN PEEL / DAVID JENSEN

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Special shout out to tonight’s subtitle writer #totp
# Ging, g-g-g-ging, ging, ging, g-ging

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#G-g-ging, g-g-g-ging, ging, ging, g-ging

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“Top of the Pops, but every act introduces the next act.” #totp
Alan Partridge with dictaphone

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