I work on Internet text boxes with mixed results. Examples include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House.

San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2006
Very excited to work on this important project - feels very aligned with the California ethos to lead the way gov.ca.gov/2026/09/23/govern…
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We talk about how consumers/workers should have the right to appeal AI decisions to a human or have a final decision signed off on by human. Do we need to have the right to a human decision unbiased by AI? Or is having a human “check the work” of AI sufficient?
New Anthropic research: How AI agents shape experts' judgment calls When experts delegate work to an agent, do they still make the key decisions? We tested this in a randomized trial with 50 professional data analysts.
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THEY ARE MAKING AI SLOP CHEESECAKE VIDEOS
Barack Obama actually compared President Trump’s White House to Saddam Hussein opening a Cheesecake Factory. Imagine being a former president and thinking that’s a clever insult. The Cheesecake Factory is a great American success story. Good food, hardworking employees, and millions of customers who love eating there. Obama thought he was insulting Trump, but he managed to drag a popular American restaurant into his cheap political joke. Americans are enjoying their cheesecake while Obama is still bitter about Trump. What an embarrassment.
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It's so close to this classic:
GLEE rebooting….GIRLS returning to HBO…..the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board writing pieces called “Obama Goes Socialist, Scorns Cheesecake”….has nature *finally* begun its healing from the Trump Era….?
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Wait but a bunch of people on here (who coincidentally are funded directly by Big Tech) told me no one cares about this issue?! How can this be?
This is a real narrative violation for the Big Tech lobbyists.
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Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist. Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5,000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. That's not a good place if you're price conscious
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BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro to join a16z new media team
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Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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"We must secure the existence of Cheesecake Factory and a future for my white son."
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Does Brittany not understand that to most Americans a Motel 6 is a very nice and fancy dwelling?
Obama’s Oval Office looked like the lobby of a Motel 6.
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Protect Elon, Defend the Cheescake Factory Honestly the greatest closing message in Republican Party history.
🚨 LEAKED: In a fundraising appeal, Mike Rogers told potential donors, "When you stand with my Senate campaign today, you are directly shielding Elon Musk" from potential investigations into the harm caused by DOGE cuts. Rogers asked for donations so he could "protect Elon."
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Republican Party in 2026: not at all offended about being compared to Saddam Hussein, but dying on the hill that the WH should look like a Cheesecake Factory.
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Ken Bone!
Eight days until the midterms, and it's been weeks since a republican mentioned anything except trans people, mental hospital hoaxes, or Cheesecake Factory. Messaging this horrendous must be studied.
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BREAKING: Judge Reyes has issued a preliminary injunction over the golf course and begins with this: "Rarely, if ever, has the United States Department of Justice urged a federal court not to believe the sitting President." ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin…
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Who could've guessed the joke would've baited Trump into spending the last week of the election talking more about his White House renovations?
A butthurt Trump copes by defending the Cheesecake Factory: "I fix things very good, very beautifully and I always build beautiful and inexpensive... He said, this isn't a Cheesecake Factory, can you believe it, which is a very successful company... He doesn't like successful companies"
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Replying to @ClayTravis
Fine, I'll bite: do you honestly think that Americans who believe the Cheesecake Factory is a high end place to eat reserved for special occasions also think that the restaurant's design is so beautiful that the President should copy it for the White House? Do you talk to actual Americans between media hits? Do you think "normal Americans" are too stupid to understand that the design of the Cheesecake Factory is intentionally garish and over-the-top, a joke that even I understood when I went there as a child? Do you realize no one is mad about this except a handful of rich assholes on the right who probably couldn't name five things on the menu?
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Extremely disrespectful to Anakin Skywalker and to treat millions of podracing fans like flyover country
Bessent cooks Obama after dining at the Cheesecake Factory: "This is the man who built the museum that looks like Darth Vader’s tomb... I had a great meal, and I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try." 😭
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I hope Natalie shows Trump this clip of Harry Enten comparing Obama's popularity with his unpopularity
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PSA: You can safely disregard any poll that was taken before the Cheesecake Factory joke. This is a Comey letter kind of moment.
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Yesterday Trump repeatedly called Abdul El-Sayed a "jihadist", told Nicki Minaj she had a "beautiful ass" and asked her to stand up so the crowd could admire it, and yet the dumbest people on Twitter are still pretending to be offended by a mention of the Cheesecake Factory.
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