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Growing up I read books written by Anne Rice, JK Rowling, Jane Austen, Emily Dickinson, Beatrix Potter, Suzanne Collins, Edith Hamilton, even Stephanie Meyer.
I don't know if it made me more empathetic, but I figured if I'm going to slay pussy I needed to study my prey
"Mister President, we need to nuke America Online. We need to hit them fast, hard, and we need to murder their children"
I pity reviewers who feel they have to rush through games to tell us what they think.
Games should be enjoyed slowly, like a good book. Hang out with them over weeks or months, maybe years. For example I'm currently enjoying my third run of Odin Sphere.
Never sell your soul, bros. We entered this world empty-handed, and we leave the same way. You can't ascend to heaven if your hands are still gripping the earth.
Women, power, money, cars, clothes, mansions, respect, fame - none of this matters if you lose your soul.
Tip for movie, game, comic studios: Don't make products for audiences that don't exist.
Like it or not, your primary demographic is dudes under 30 with money to spend. If that upsets you, you're in the wrong business. These young men want to see:
• Powerful heroes who are smart and/or punch super hard
• Intimidating villains with clever, evil plans
• Hot chicks shaking ass and/or booba
There's no point making capeshit movies for women in their 40s, especially not for budgets over 100m. What that audience wants is:
• Vampire romance
• Monster romance
• Romance involving spanking
• Romance where they're forced to wear red dresses and breed for evil, powerful men
Although this advice can save you millions of dollars, I offer it to you for free. Please contact my secretary for my rates regarding further consultation.
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios.
Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
If a thief walks into your home, steals your TV, and you don't lock your door afterwards, that isn't grace, it's foolishness.
No sane person can be blamed for closing the door on Chapelle, a leftist muslim who "feels better" about the death of a Christian conservative.
What @DaveChappelle said about Charlie Kirk is disgusting. But Charlie had some ugly moments as well—We all do. And even if Charlie had been perfect, I still wouldn’t abandon Chappelle over this. We should give him grace so he can discover his error, as I’m sure Charlie would’ve.
Too bad, since America is a Christian nation. The term "antichristian" and "Christophobia" should ostracize anyone harder here than any other anti- or -phobia.
"You're a Christophobe? You're fired."
"You're anti-christian? Find another bank."
And if you don't speak American, learn. If you don't like that, leave and go start your own country.
Street Fighter Alpha 3 feels so fast compared to SF6.
The most refreshing difference is the game doesn't waste your time. You don't have to sit through a 20 minute cutscene whenever someone lands a Level 3. It was made for players, not spectators.
The Ocarina of Time remake is freaking magnificent.
Proves that games don't need ultra ray tracing and all that junk to be beautiful. They just need good art direction and a solid framerate.
When shit hits the fan, only the spiritually unvaccinated are going to make it.
Not for medical reasons but because real ones, even when threatened with denial of medical services, unemployment, social ostracization, and maybe even imprisonment, still had the balls to look tyrants in the eye and say "fuck you."
No, it was over far earlier, like when Republican talking heads were praising Rubin for buying a child and taking it away from its mother so it could be raised by two men.
If those cowards lacked the courage to call out evil when times were good, have no doubt they will sell their own family members out when shit gets real.
Better to know who these cowards are now, so you don't accidentally trust them when the cost of telling the truth is more than simply getting "canceled."
NEW: Dave Rubin says the exact moment it was over for Republicans was when Tucker Carlson hosted Nick Fuentes, he implies the resulting rise in influence Nick gained after that moment was crucial. He then strategizes on how to recapture young white men.
“We need better Republicans that have a little bit of that ‘rizz’ and ‘aura’ and the ‘motion’ and other adjectives.” 🤓
Trusting God only when things are going well is a sign of spiritual immaturity, disbelief or, worse, hostility towards God. In any case it means one’s soul is in danger, and it should lead to sincere reflection.
Followers of Christ don’t try to control God. That’s something Satan and his children do. Believers aren’t promised health and wealth in this life, which are burdens we will eventually need to give up to “pass through the narrow door.” Believers are promised heaven, peace, and eternal life.
To ask “where is God” during suffering means he’s closer to us than ever. If God is quiet when things are going well, that’s when we should be most alarmed.
True.
Also, for the Christian nationalists:
Where was your God last night?
That’s what I thought.
They can shout Christ is King all they want and disparage Jews and Israel but at the end of the day, godless communists and Sharia adherent Muslims are now in control of America.
Where was God last night?
Time for people to think about that.
Parasites know not to infect a host quick. That would activate his defenses. Take over the nerve center slowly, gently, make sure nobody pulls the alarm, and spread quietly until the host thinks you're part of its body. By the time he notices, it's too late. The host will realize removing you would cause more discomfort to himself than letting you take over.
