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i’ve deleted this app and just check in on browser a couple times a day. feels great. mobile browser experience sucks which keeps me off it. reach out if u wanna keep in touch elsewhere might just not come back one day

nearly avoided a social engineering scam for the last of my crypto. stay vigilant out there folks. really disappointed in humanity they knew i was disabled and unemployed and were still willing to take advantage of me.

tried to call @EversourceCT about a fallen tree leaning on a power line. they had me on hold for 40 minutes with repetitive music before i gave up. why punish people trying to prevent power outages before they become emergencies? do better @EversourceCorp

as a nicki fan i knew a crash out over cardi b was inevitable. when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

twitter shitposting is one thing but sending nsfw memes to my email inbox? guess i shouldn’t expect anything else from the company that launched a failed uncanny valley naked metaverse. not kink shaming but regretting onboarding family members @zed_champions

crypto used to be anti-establishment & highly critical of wall street and now crypto mfs really be like “we need to be more like wall street let’s start doing buybacks”

my neighbor is from texas and he swapped some brisket for my sourdough and i’m so happy i could cry it’s the best bbq ive had since i left texas 9 years ago

since when is it over $7 for a cheesy gordita crunch or a crunchwrap supreme?!?

every time i check back on twitter i remember how much i fucking hate it here

looking to sell a 2017 and 2018 @mooncatrescue cuz i’m chronically unemployed msg me if interested! im keeping my favorite mooncat Roland

imagine being afraid of cringe couldn’t be me uwu

wild how mfs who voted for trump 3 times are like “fellas i think trump might be a sexual predator” uh no shit this was publicly available information since before the first election y’all either didnt believe the victims or didn’t care

been using facebook for local events and twice today i’ve seen separate accounts fall for @greg16676935420’s antics

my nana framed this pic of me and @ApoloOhno in her “GRANDKIDS” collage 😂

have you kissed ass today anon?

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love where i got the name

a little late but happy canada deh? my dad is a naturalized american citizen as he was born in canada. more concerned about his immigration status than i ever thought i would have to be