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writer + ceramicist + gamer. my memoir GHOST GIRL is publishing with Penguin Random House in mid 2027

Joined September 2011
the weeb agenda has claimed its first state… they’re changing gulf of america to gulf of goku
Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies. (Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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i told the girl waxing my pussy what my memoir is about and she started crying and asked if she could give me a hug
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literally who is complex for now
Happy 60th birthday to David Schwimmer of "Friends" fame! 🎉 📷 Getty
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POV you’re ethan winters
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my dear helen was HACKED please report but i also can’t stop laughing at them using this photo where she’s pretending to be nev schulman in the abuse free elevator
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i know this isn’t the point of the post but the #cheatinghusband hashtag is frying me
Nobody’s talking about Tamra’s playlist with a hidden message on Spotify… wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
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"Whalefall tanked" I liked it "It only made half of its $60M budget" W practical effects "It only screened for like a week" I still saw it more than once "People didn't take it seriously" My friends and I did "The LB average is 3.2" It's 5 stars to me
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For anyone in Santa Barbara tomorrow
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when nathan fielder puts this jacket on u know some shits about to go down
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the other cars around it having legitimately zero visibility
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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we should bring back hashtags for 2027 #weshouldbringbackhashtagsfor2027
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he’s so hot it’s crazy. fuck timothee chalamet
Austin Abrams covers the latest issue of L’Officiel Hommes Magazine. 📷 🔗 lofficielusa.com/film-tv/aus…
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it gets to a point
JUST IN: Trump administration announces Barbera Thornhill has joined the State Department to lead U.S. efforts against human trafficking.
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the concept of 3d printed food brought to you by israel is crazy
JUST IN: 3D-printed salmon is coming to U.S. supermarkets, produced by Israeli food technology company Steakholder Foods.
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My debut book of essays comes out September 2027
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helen retweeted
Blogged about my takes on Gears of War: E-Day, Silver Pines and Ace Combat 8. It's free! come take a read, leave a comment, let's talk games. Gears especially reminds me of a time when the future was happening around us all the time. patreon.com/LowPowerMode/pos…
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Los Angeles you are so fucking beautiful
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what’s she playing
JUST IN: The first request from Christa Pike after waking up from her botched lethal injection was reportedly for her iPad so she could “play games.”
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japan’s doing shit the western mind can’t even conceptualize. i just saw a tiktok where they’re making a new thing they’re calling “thin chocolate.” they’re printing it out like paper
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