Christ Follower First | Dad | Husband | Marketing Nerd | Dodger Fan | Police Chase Enthusiast
Torrance, CA
Joined July 2008
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Hi new Twitter followers, I’m David. To prep you for what you’ll get following me....
💥 Daily complaints / rants about FB’s ads manager.
📈 Weekly/Daily practical advice for running #DTC brands on paid social.
🤩 Creative guidance for running successful ads in paid social.
Billion dollar idea, remake these exactly the same (same box and design) but add in vitamins and minerals.
Same ingredients including all the bad stuff will be offset by the good stuff. It's science.
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Look I like to have fun on this site. I also like to vent here. It’s cathartic in an otherwise stressful job. I don’t take it seriously and neither should you.
You’re entitled to make fun of me, in fact 99% of the time I’ll join in the fun because it’s all meaningless and dumb fun anyway. But please think about what you say and how it’ll be received before you do it. It goes beyond a joke really fast when you take personal digs for a laugh.
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If Meta is so smart why is it after I buy a product from a fb ad I endlessly get served ads for said product and competitor ads for weeks and weeks?
Like they saw I bought, why not serve me new things? Trying to get me to have buyers remorse?! I don’t need two of said thing.
This is really disappointing to hear
BREAKING: Jensen Huang admits affair as Nvidia launches independent investigation into CEO axios.com/2026/11/08/nvidia-…
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My friend Levi flew down from SLC to enjoy @brandnewrock with me. They’ve been one of my two fav bands for more than 20 years!
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Not sure if I’m being insulted or… 🤨
hey-o @herrmanndigital .. @maxwellfinn would be a good invite to your anti-SHOPPS Party. No ambition. No financial goals ... you guys would get along great. #SHOPPS
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This is popping up in all my accounts this morning. I have no idea what it means. Again, @MetaforBusiness please explain why this is all happening right before our biggest season of the year?
I was under the impression "click results" changed back in March and engaged was reported under 1-day engagement.
Now you've confused us even more for no reason.
HELLO @natelagos YOU WERE SUPER KIND TO SEND ME A REALLY NICE PEN. EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A BASEBALL CARD WITH YOUR FACE ON IT, YOU'RE INVITED TO MY DTC INSIDERS EVENT.
THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE AND CONSIDERING ME FOR THIS WONDERFUL GIFT.
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Today I wake up excited, excited because I get to work in not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 different Meta UIs.
It's a thrill to be kept on your toes by constantly shifting buttons, colors, and options by a company. And all of this shifting and tinkering right before BFCM keeps me alive and focused on the goal, trying to upload ads to Meta.
I know it was a daunting task that Meta set out to fix. After all their previous iterations of Meta only took merely 1 or 2 min to set-up an ad, but the powers that be figured "what if we made it more extreme. what if we took the worst parts of our ad platform and made it more cumbersome, more confusing, and slower?"
Well, I'm pleased to announce Meta has in fact accomplished all of this and more! It's truly an honor to get to experience this daily. It's a privilege really.
* Herrmann Digital uses other tools to upload ads. This is merely a humorous post poking fun of Meta for engagement.
IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED A BASEBALL CARD WITH YOUR FACE ON IT YOURE INVITED TO MY INSIDER DTC PARTY IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.
DETAILS FORTHCOMING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Because Californians don’t research. They don’t live in reality. This was the one race the Democrat with experience needed to win in a state teetering on a fiscal cliff with our insurance and we elected a wacky progressive endorsed by Bernie Sanders who has zero experience.
