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Hookem 🤘

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Longhorns. Braves. Memes. Hot Takes. Texas Volunteer Firefighter

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Joined June 2011
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AND THAT’S A LONGHORN WIN!!!!!!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 #hookem
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@DraftKingsNov 6
Replying to @stoolpresidente @ForePlayPod @Internetinvite
The Master’s PGA Champ US Open The Open Internet Invitational All in the same breath 🔥
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May god be with @OhioTate for the rest of the season
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@OhioTateSep 1
I personally guarantee that Ohio State will go 12-0 this season. If they lose a game, I will….
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No sport comes even close to CFB
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Dan Lanning isn’t just laughing at me. He’s dancing on my grave from inside Ohio Stadium.
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NIL saved college football. How much better is it now that Saban isn’t the only one paying players millions?
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Dr. @grok what are the personal health complications that a normal person could expect to experience if eating QTY 410 peeps in a ~72 hour period? Asking for my patient @OhioTate
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SEC Numbers Guy
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Texas A&M was 10-0 and Marcel Reed was a Heisman favorite following last years South Carolina game. Since then they are 2-7 against Power 4 opponents and Marcel Reed has more interceptions than touchdowns.
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How many peeps is this @OhioTate? This might not be possible from a human health standpoint….
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@OhioTateSep 1
I personally guarantee that Ohio State will go 12-0 this season. If they lose a game, I will….
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Whoever the yugs play next I fear for after @OhioTate channels his anger into the gameplan post-buckeye-implosion.
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US Sea @BarstoolBigCat — GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!
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@OhioTate11h
I just watched Ryan Day run out for the 2nd half. He knows. I believe in him. Go win a football game, Coach.
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DraftKings
@DraftKings13h
All he does is take down ranked teams 🔥 Arch Manning improves to 8-2 vs. top 25 teams as the starting QB of the Texas Longhorns 🤘
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How bad of a beat is this? I can take it…
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Tyler Horka
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Is this not a fumble?
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Horseshit call on the forward progress. Ball out before the first whistle blew. Cannot figure out how it was not overturned.
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Imagine the following esports could have if it didn’t pander to the alt-left weirdo furries of society…
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This is the greatest use case for AI I've ever seen
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The ‘Miss Congeniality’ “She’s Miss United States” sequence with @WilliamShatner narration is such a perfect illustration of modern America.
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It should be @TomHardy
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@DiscussingFilmNov 7
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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It’s gonna be Rubio. Not saying whether he will win, but he has the best chance
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@NVIDIAGeForceNov 6
We're giving away a Hogwarts Legacy custom wrapped NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 to celebrate its official release with DLSS 5 🪄 To enter: 🟢 Share this post 🟢 Comment #RTXON Terms and Conditions: nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/con…
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