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A New Error of Comedy. Laugh, it's on us.

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Replying to @nytimes
Some jokes write themselves RT @nytimes Insurance Coverage for Contraception Is Required http://ntyi.ms/nGleBb
There's a stain on my white jeans and I'm already in Westbury. Life is horrible.
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Everyone has been so occupied and concerned about how Voldemort has no nose, nobody seems to have noticed he has no eyebrows either...
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My mom reaaally needs to start wearing a bra. It's not even funny anymore
RT @theeesickestkid: I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
lolzicopter RT @jilliantsu08: I have watched both Legally Blondes today... twice. #confession
just enjoy the party.
RT @complexmag: Dave Chappelle Tells A Single Joke And Gets Booed Off Stage | Complex - http://bit.ly/pJ6ScB #popculture
RT @demetrimartin: Resuscitating raisins by adding grape juice to them.
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The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it.
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Replying to @TheComedyHumor
strong idea, but im not sure this completely works.... RT @ThaRealMisfit: If nothing lasts forever, would you be my nothing?
the sound of your family singing "happy birthday" #babymakingsong
Marriage Ref with Tom Papa's big head on at 10 tonite. The point of comedy is never to help anyone. Just make fun.
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Ladies? Do u have a 6th sense for when guys stare at ur boobs n butts like us guys do when u all stare at our fungus toes n back hair?
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Two and a Half Men Photos: First Look - Season 9 on CBS.com cbs.com/primetime/two_and_a_…