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Joined February 2009
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It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
For fuck’s sake
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
I swear to god if I hear another person on this app talk about the mainstream media while mainlining the disinfo slop on here all day, I’m going to lose my mind
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
Meta's "accidental" suspension of the No Kings Instagram account — at a time when the org was posting updates from ongoing marches — was not an anomaly. I found dozens of similar instances of Meta "mistakenly" targeting left-leaning activist accounts, often during crucial election windows. My latest.
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
"It’s hard to avoid the conclusion that Musk understands the stakes – that he has crossed the line, that there’s no going back, and that all that’s left is to pour hundreds of millions into the midterms in the hopes of staying out of jail."
Elon Musk's total political spending in the 2025-2026 cycle: $469 million, by my count.
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
These potato brains vote. Make sure you do, too.
🚨NEW: First-time voter in Detroit - Dr. Abdul El-Sayed’s middle name is a problem. Ask her about Mike Rogers’ middle name… Watch the response.
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
$442m to buy our elections and it constitutes just 0.045% of Elons wealth. That’s the equivalent of the median American household spending $92. If you can’t see the problem with this then I don’t know what to tell you.
🔴 News - Elon Musk donated another $76 million to support Republicans, raising his total contributions this cycle to over $442 million
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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Replying to @jack
dessa handful of nuts
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This point of view has been made for years now, and I'm getting frustrated because it's very clear that he means he doesn't think Democrats represent the interests of working class white people, which are not strictly economic. That's what he doesn't want to lose. There is almost nothing in GOP Trump policy that economically benefits the working class, which saw disproportionate wage gains and stable, low unemployment under Biden. I wish our journalists would be more honest and critical when folks say this.
MICHIGAN VOTER: "Back in the day when my parents were Democrats, they represented the working class. They've lost that. They've moved so far to the left." "We love our country. We don't want to lose it. That's the truth."
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
One of things you see is that quite a lot of voters are pretty dumb. In this case, it's not that this woman hasn't absorbed non-racist mores but simply hasn't put in the time on Fox and Newsmax to be racist and not sound like a total moron.
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
JD Vance, of all people, should not defend Vivek. JD has written two memoirs about the lessons he learned from the emotional and physical abuse he suffered at the hands of his mother and his various, often absent, father figures.
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
(1/X) It's striking to me how little anyone seems to care that Trump is openly working for Russia now, that he's openly helping Putin massacre Ukrainians. It would be inaccurate to say that he's received less criticism for this than Obama got for wearing a tan suit...
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Katie Compa 👾 retweeted
Mr. Vice President, if you’re going to insult me at least have the guts to tag my account.
President Donald J. Trump eviscerates imbecile “journalist” Andrew Feinberg for misbehaving in the Oval Office: "What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person? I actually think there's something wrong with you."
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Not a single statewide Republican willing to debate in Texas. They’re just going to hide behind a blanket of anti-trans ads and voting restrictions and hope for the best.
A Bo French-Jon Rosenthal debate in Dallas Thursday has been officially called off. French’s campaign confirmed it verbally but has ghosted the DFW Press & Media Club sponsor since then, according to the club. #txrrc
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It really is fucking infuriating to have lived through four years of reporters questioning Biden's health and have them be completely silent on the obvious signs of Trump's physical and mental decline. Just could not care less about any of it.
this picture from moments ago is of Trump's LEFT hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured (Finn Gomez/Getty)
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Replying to @juliawestwick7
I live in Ohio. I've now lived through years and years of "they/them are the enemy" political ads, probably thousands of them. It's really hard to think of anyone working for the GOP in 2026 as "honorable opponents in the war of ideas". They idea that they are selling is hate.
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Louder for the people in the back!!!!!
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