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Jordon Johnson@lochmire30 Jul 2025

It’s been awhile Twitt… I mean X?

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireOct 1

There may not be Astros baseball in October but there’s still October. Let’s start it out right.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 30

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED US TO CHEER FOR, SOUSA. FUCK YOU.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 30

This what you want us to cheer for, Sousa? What a joke

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 30

Tbh, couldn’t care less about the booing situation. Just win.

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@ApolloDez1Sep 30

I saw a 36 year old Hall of Famer bust a hard 90 and get down the line at 30.1 And we have middle relievers upset after spiking sliders.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 30

We fucking lost and now I gotta sit in this fucking traffic, I stg

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 29

I could be almost done with Threshing Day at this point instead of being at this damn game.

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@ApolloJosh1Sep 29

Got the shot 📸

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 29

Astros Game 1, Mumford and Sons, and Hayley Williams. These next 10 days are about to SLAP.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 28

If it’s Bryan King, fire Espada now.

Chandler Rome@Chandler_RomeSep 28

The Astros will run a bullpen game in Game 1, Joe Espada said. He did not name a starter.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 27

Bahahahahahah

Talkin' Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_Sep 27

Texas Rangers fall short of the postseason

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@KateUpton16 Nov 2016

Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 26

Just.. wow. One of the greatest of all time. A legend for the Tigers and the Astros. What a moment. Baseball won’t be the same without him.

@Jared_CarrabisSep 26

Crying in baseball is allowed today. This was a perfect exit for future first ballot Hall of Famer Justin Verlander. So awesome.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 26

Man, FUCK baseball.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 25

Going to be an amazing 1st week of October. Mumford and Sons and then 8 days later seeing Hayley Williams for the second time this year.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireSep 25

The Astros need starting pitching, outfielders, and relief pitching this offseason. In that order. Sick of this

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireAug 3

IMO the Varsho trade is a good trade. This was a really bad trade deadline though. If Dana couldn’t figure out more moves it’s not because the asking price is “too high” it’s because he’s not good. Find me another GM.

Chandler Rome@Chandler_RomeAug 3

The Astros are done, multiple sources tell @TheAthletic. Daulton Varsho is their only trade deadline acquisition. For a second consecutive season, Houston fails to fortify a scuffling starting rotation that will rely on pitchers returning from lengthy layoffs.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireAug 3

Rays just made a trade... Within their own organization??

@Ken_RosenthalAug 3

Source confirms: Rays acquiring catcher Liam Hicks from Rays. First: @JeffPassan

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireJul 2

Just landed in San Diego. Thank god for technology because I would have been so mad to have missed that game.

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Jordon Johnson@lochmireJul 2

USA ADVANCES. But now the terror sets in as no Balogun Monday night in Seattle.

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