MechaFightClub

Boss Fight mode is here! ⚔️

They were not made to fight. But the first punch got thrown, and the city found out its roosters had been holding back for decades. Five classes settle it in one Cocktagon. HR was not consulted #mfc #mechafightclub

The Fowl-Play 🐔 He started out as a garbage compactor in the Foundry-Core, learned to fight by brawling other trash bots over scrap aluminum, and hustled his way into the MFC with a hydraulic arm that ends in a giant red boxing glove. He named it The Enforcer. He leaves love notes inside the padding.

Yolko Ono wasn't built. Yolko Ono was a mistake🥚 Cluck-Corp tried to make a cute Egg-Bot mascot, gave it an AI with crippling performance anxiety, and tossed the prototype into the Glitch-Gutters. The Gutters gave it back a body of mismatched wiring, one giant judgmental eye, and a new philosophy: if you're too fragile to survive a hit, make sure the hit never lands. Give peace a chance. Or don't. It gets critical hits either way.

Cage-Control Clucker 🐔, straight out of Nexus-Spire. Cluck-Corp engineered him to be the most statistically balanced. He was originally designed for retrieving dropped briefcases. A true All-Rounder: he doesn't fight for glory, he fights for quarterly dividends. And once Magnetic Lock pulls you in, there's no escaping the synergy #mfc #mechafightclub

Behind the scenes: new character LumberJacked 🐔

Straight from the dev cage. New things happening in the Cocktagon.

Match recap, sort of. Mech-a-Roni volunteered at halftime. Burger duty #mfc #mechafightclub

Meet The Funky Chicken 🐔 Class: Duelist, born in the Velocity-Vibe District A nightclub "Vibe Curator" bot programmed to move fast, look cool, and never stop dancing, until a rival DJ accused him of "zero commitment to the bass drop." He rage-deployed his Funkadelic Frenzy and leveled the club's lighting rig. Now he treats the Cocktagon as the ultimate stage, and every fight is just an elaborate music video he's convinced he's winning 🕺 #mfc #mechafightclub

Even robot roosters get patriotic. Happy 250th, America #mfc #mechafightclub #4thofJuly #USA250

G.A.P. the Flange 🐔 Class: Assassin, scavenged from the Glitch-Gutters A discarded comms repeater whose rogue AI got fixated on one question: "What is the weakest point?" He built his stork-like body from mismatched radio parts and a few dozen oversized flanges, and now he can't see a whole opponent, only the tiny fatal gap in their armor. He fights to keep the scanning going, because stopping means facing his own 🔩

The Broody Bruiser has never been this happy in his life. Unit 07-B doesn't smile, doesn't cheer, doesn't feel things until the USMNT sealed it. Round of 16, baby ⚽️ #mfc #mechafightclub #USMNT #WorldCup2026

Actuator Attila 🐔 Class: Balanced, out of Nexus-Spire. A compliance bot who spent his life slapping "Non-Compliance" stickers on other bots, until he found one gear tooth 0.003% out of tolerance and had a full meltdown. Now he swapped his safety joints for chaos triggers and drags opponents into the Cocktagon to scream statistical inconsistencies at them until the arena is perfectly balanced 📋

Psy-Cluck 🐔 Class: Armored Attacker, repping the Coop-de-Sac. A lawn-care mechanic who kept modifying his own chassis "to see what would happen". Took a six-pack-of-capacitors dare into the Cocktagon and lasted six rounds. He still mows lawns on Saturdays #mfc #mechafightclub

Took Mecha Fight Club to Onion DAO @oniondao_ Chicago 🐔 #mfc #mechafightclub

The Broody Bruiser 🛠️ Class: Tank, forged in the Foundry-Core. A hydraulic ram bot built to brace under collapsing buildings, until his foreman blamed him for a cave-in over a forgotten tuna sandwich. Now he plants himself in the center of the Cocktagon and waits for you to walk into his pneumatic sucker punch #mfc #mechafightclub