Megan Boyle

My favorite retort to an insincere “thank you” is an unflinching “you’re welcome” with cluster B eye contact

Paralyzing your face cracks and filling them with cummy chemicals so you can look like someone who hasn’t lived as long as you is like watering down your gumbo so baby can eat it

More like sloppy seconds lit

Some of you haven’t gazed long enough into the abyss for the abyss to gaze also into you and it shows

Hey Zack Grossi how much do Mark Andrews’ parents pay you to get the ball thrown to him

More like pick me paracosm lit

More like cop vs cope lit

More like gay podcast about the fanfic of looking askance at each other’s dumb lives lit

More like reply guy lit

Écoutez…folie à deux? Déjà trop de travail libidinal. Une folie à trois? Je n'ai pas assez de narcissisme pour gérer autant de projections. Mais merci d'avoir pris la peine de me choisir….moi, parmi tout le monde! Je suis touché 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Honey your negatively cathected internal objects are showing

There’s nothing here

Pammy Sue Dutton Boyle 12/11/44-9/8/26 In a month I will be as old as you were when I was born. You left this world one day after your mom’s birthday. Pink and blue I love you my sweet Mom, and surround you with a golden bubble of light wherever you are

Nobody has it right including me

Now that no one follows me and I follow no one I can finally tweet in peace

I forgot to set a timer to reactivate my account.