Midnite (@midnite)

@midniteMay 24

If Premier League clubs were real people 😂

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Midnite · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:03 PM UTC

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Thierry Henry presenting at the Ballon d’or last night

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Midnite · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:17 PM UTC

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Mbappe at the Ballon d’Or ceremony

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Midnite · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:55 PM UTC

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England had a Ballon d’or winner in their team and they still couldn’t bring football home

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Midnite · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:46 PM UTC

@midniteOct 26

Me defending Harry Kane in the Ballon d’or conversations from the Lamine Yamal fan boys

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Midnite · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:06 PM UTC

@midniteOct 26

Arsenal fans after winning the Premier League and reaching the UCL final for their best Ballon d’Or finish to be 15th

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Midnite · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:42 PM UTC

Liverpool fans after that Araujo performance

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Midnite · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:31 PM UTC

How it’s felt hate watching Man United this season

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Midnite · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:52 PM UTC

United fans watching 19 year old Shea Lacey do more than the entire squad in 10 minutes

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Midnite · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:32 PM UTC

Pascal Groß taking one for the team so the Wirtz slander can continue

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Midnite · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:01 PM UTC

Michael Carrick after the Como game: ‘We will be a very different team against Bournemouth’. Carrick’s ‘different team’:

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Midnite · Oct 24, 2026 · 1:31 PM UTC

@midniteOct 24

Man City are unbeaten in their last 7 PL matches. Nicolas Jackson:

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Midnite · Oct 24, 2026 · 12:26 PM UTC

@midniteOct 24

Chelsea fans seeing these Nicholas Jackson performances for Aston Villa

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Midnite · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:34 PM UTC

@midniteOct 22

Michael Carrick giving himself the day off after losing 4-1 to Como

Samuel Luckhurst

@samuelluckhurstOct 22

Carrick usually arrives at Carrington around 7.30am but no sign of him at Carrington this morning as #mufc players on a day off. Some players and staff tried to hide from photographers at Manchester Airport. Carrick didn't.

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Midnite · Oct 21, 2026 · 7:32 PM UTC

@midniteOct 21

Eze coming on from the bench

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Midnite · Oct 21, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

@midniteOct 21

United conceding 1 minute into their game against Atletico to then concede 2 minutes into their game against Como

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Midnite · Oct 21, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

@midniteOct 21

Man United players as soon as the first whistle blows in a UCL game this season

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Midnite · Oct 20, 2026 · 8:55 PM UTC

We have to go back to watching Bukayo Saka on the wing after watching this Lamine Yamal display

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Midnite · Oct 20, 2026 · 8:29 PM UTC

Every team seeing Kvaratskheila and Dembele come off injured

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Midnite · Oct 20, 2026 · 8:19 PM UTC

Liverpool fans trying to resist the urge to fall in love with their loan player

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Midnite · Oct 20, 2026 · 4:00 PM UTC

We got 4 Chelsea fans to debate 4 Spurs fans ahead of the derby this weekend, this one's not one to miss 🤣

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Midnite · Oct 20, 2026 · 4:01 PM UTC