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DC/Baltimore Metro Area
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Showers absolutely should not remind you of dial-up modems—neither in their sound nor their bandwidth.
If there's a chance that your death might cause "Clarence Darrow" to trend, this might be a good time to do a little soul searching.
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Hey @USDOL and @USTreasury, this sure looks a whole lot like dictating the working conditions of “independent contractors” to me…
You can now ride without a mask and use the front seat if you need to. While mask usage is still recommended, we’ve updated our Covid Safety policies. Let’s move forward, safely together.
For US riders only.
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Wow @premera. Declining a prescription because we haven't first tried a different drug that wasn't our doctor's recommendation AND that costs more than twice as much? Congratulations. That's a whole new level of stupid.
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Hey @BMore_Healthy, think this might help convince some folks? webmd.com/lung/news/20210513…
This is quite possibly the worst idea since “injecting bleach”… baltimoresun.com/coronavirus…
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We have a problem, @GovLarryHogan @MDHealthDept. A significant number of people with Phase 2B qualifying conditions are being turned away from vax appointments by @GiantFood pharmacists selectively requiring documentation in contravention of MDH 2021-03-22-01
Is it true that our teachers are still being told by the school system NOT to seek out COVID-19 vaccinations on their own? Surely this is a miscommunication. @MCPS @mocoboe @MontCoExec #MCPS
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Want to load test your web application for free? Just post that you're accepting appointments for COVID vaccinations, and I promise you will get taken down faster than a seditious tweet.
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Who knew that all those times trying to score concert tickets before they sold out were really just practice runs for getting a COVID vaccination appointment? We can do better than this...
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You know that feeling when you take a great dump? A big, beautiful dump — a lot of people are saying it was a perfect dump... with all the best words.
If @jrpsaki's first press conference isn't introduced by @JohnCleese, I feel that we will be worse off as a species.
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I am irrationally bothered by the fact that Mario’s evil counterpart is named “Wario,” but Luigi’s isn’t “Wuigi.”
So which is it, @senatemajldr: "We can't afford $2000" or "We can totally afford $2000, but I would like you to do us a favor, though"? Asking for a few hundred million friends...
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When your website is so banged up that you have to implement a queue to let people in slowly, but then your queue has fundamental errors that prevent it from working at all... Looking at you, Maryland Department of Labor.
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I really love it when Past Me leaves Future Me the gift of a thoroughly well planned piece of code. It almost make up for the other times when he's a total dick.
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