mike wazowski’s kids

How do y’all have that many milk crates

hold on can you imagine dating a guy and him being like ‘brb i need to make a quick dance tiktok’

isn’t this bachelor parties?

i miss the simplistic times of fat kim kardashian

i can smell their CTE

🤡

it’s the “shut up,man” for me

I’m not prepared to go to the hospital

My heart is with Beirut.

Imma tell my kids Coach K was my pastor

Is this target advertising for me to start therapy

I wish the ‘rona was a computer virus not a virus virus

It’s so gross that we are fine with living in a world where people are dying rapidly every day just because we’re uncomfortable... i know this isn’t my normal soap box but i just watched bo burnham so iykyk

Can confirm.