ARSENAL FAN | SCHOOL DROP OUT | I’m trolling at this point lol
Johannesburg, South Africa
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You can’t even express how happy you are in a relationship without someone saying “go through her phone” lapho we share the same phone 😩😩
I still can’t believe we’re fighting like this over dating on this app when our talking points come from people who steal government money and people who sell their bodies. 😭 We’re using them as the benchmark for how relationships should work when most of us are just normal people trying to survive our 9 to 5 jobs and find genuine love.😂😂💔🚮
Yeah, he's an idiot, but the people who elected him are the dumbest he wouldn't be president if nobody voted for him.
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
This is so inconsiderate. In fact in this case, she’s the red flag.
#LISA shares her biggest red flag story about going to her favorite sushi spot with her mom and best friend. She jokingly asked the guy if he was going to pay the bill for the three of them, and he simply said, “Ha, no.” 😭
I think they should start selling podcast equipment based on your qualifications because this is nonsense
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
I know dudes won’t like this, but she’ll find a good man to settle down with. They always do.
Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man.
“I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
