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Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.
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First optimistic report I鈥檝e seen about Twitter鈥檚 future in a while
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Fetterman communications director on last night's win (via @cityafreaks)
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Congratulations to John Fetterman for being the first key grip elected to the US Senate.
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Me: So tell me what a Bay Leaf tastes like.
Defendant: um..
Me: Tell me.
Defense Lawyer: objection your honor, badgering.
Judge: Sustained.
Me: If it鈥檚 so important describe the flavor to me.
Defendant: um, spice.. it has um
Def Lawyer: Your honor!
ME: WHAT DOES A
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paleontologist is the funniest job to me. so rare for a seven year old to stick to their major life goals























