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Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.
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New yorkers think they're the only people in the world that have stores
I went to get coffee this morning and thought I鈥檇 show the non-NYers what鈥檚 sold in a bodega: the good, the bad and the ugly. RT and name one product that you recognize. 鈽曪笍
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First optimistic report I鈥檝e seen about Twitter鈥檚 future in a while
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Fetterman communications director on last night's win (via @cityafreaks)
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Congratulations to John Fetterman for being the first key grip elected to the US Senate.
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saw this in a dream
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its YOUR plane
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Me: So tell me what a Bay Leaf tastes like. Defendant: um.. Me: Tell me. Defense Lawyer: objection your honor, badgering. Judge: Sustained. Me: If it鈥檚 so important describe the flavor to me. Defendant: um, spice.. it has um Def Lawyer: Your honor! ME: WHAT DOES A
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she strogan me off till i beef! [饾悇饾悧饾悡饾悜饾悇饾悓饾悇饾悑饾悩 饾悑饾悗饾悢饾悆 饾悎饾悕饾悅饾悗饾悜饾悜饾悇饾悅饾悡 饾悂饾悢饾悪饾悪饾悇饾悜] she beefin on my stroganoff! [饾悇饾悧饾悡饾悜饾悇饾悓饾悇饾悑饾悩 饾悑饾悗饾悢饾悆 饾悎饾悕饾悅饾悗饾悜饾悜饾悇饾悅饾悡 饾悂饾悢饾悪饾悪饾悇饾悜] she strogan my beef till im off! [饾悇饾悧饾悡饾悜饾悇饾悓饾悇饾悑饾悩 饾悑饾悗饾悢饾悆 饾悎饾悕饾悅饾悗饾悜饾悜饾悇饾悅饾悡 饾悂饾悢饾悪饾悪饾悇饾悜]
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paleontologist is the funniest job to me. so rare for a seven year old to stick to their major life goals
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In my mind this is every pair of podcast hosts
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venture-backed CEOs after laying off half the company
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