@tescolabs

the weirdest collection of thoughts to ever exist. not affiliated in any way, shape, concept or form with tesco. full stack software dev.

 sleepy potat
Joined January 2018
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you’re tripping balls. the queen’s dead and you’re tripping balls.
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but what if i don’t want to pass faang? :)
Zain Rizvi@ZainRzv9 May 2022
I’ve interviewed at and gotten offers from Google, Stripe, Facebook, Microsoft, Patreon, and more And sat both sides of the interview table at Google, Stripe, and Microsoft Over time I realized: Standard interviewing advice falls woefully short Here's a course to fix that 👇
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“If I were you, I would—” ★☆☆☆☆ “Are you looking for advice, or do you just need to vent?” ★★★★★
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github.com/twitter/the-algor… 👀
man won’t even have a job by tomorrow lol
just a cat video off imgur might delete later xx i.imgur.com/bA698CG.mp4
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imgur.com/bA698CG?
criminally bored retweeted
casey@varcharr2 Jan 2022
What's a tech skill you've wanted to learn or project you've wanted to do that you haven't done yet?
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i’ve caught two rail replacements busses today and the experience has been absolutely ✨gorgeous✨
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“nhhhhhxjdiehfjfnnz” — frustrated little person
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what’s the right reaction to losing your job? i’m just sitting here vibing on my way home. is this normal??
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PSA: please don’t make out with your so in the middle of any venue ty. I’ve had to witness it twice tonight and I’m going to be ill
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did santa pull a schofield on us after 1750 years,,? I need to sit down
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funding out santa is gay (at least in norway) is like finding out my parents had a sex life and fooled around bushes before they had me. it’s absolutely scarring.
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estoy shook
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never been so productive, despite the crippling social anxiety and litany of mental issues. can’t wait to show off the new projects in art, fintech and software design I’ve got going
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Replying to @asda
@asda really slacking with no chips or wedges on the hot foods section. shaking and crying rn can’t believe it. time to boycott,, will NOT be shopping at Asda again
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nvm 2 for 1.50 on cookies. can forgive the lack of wedges but don’t let me catch you slacking again wrt your hot food selection. I won’t be so generous next time,,
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You gotta break shit to make shit, especially in software engineering :))
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I survived. Like,,, barely
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