writer, comedian and podcaster

Levittown, NY
Joined April 2009
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Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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BREAKING: two of the ugliest retards you know are getting a DIVORCE after one of the ugliest retards you know CHEATED on the other ugliest retard you know with a THIRD ugliest retard you know FOLLOW: @The_Pub_Talks
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This comment section is gold. Explaining creampies to a woman from the woman’s POV in such detail might just be gay as hell. He lost me at “throbbing”.
Replying to @KidNamedCardo
idk if this gay or not. you was putting yourself in her shoes gettin fucked can someone weigh in on this
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Just a black coffee and some bullets for me, I watch Matt Walsh [AF 1382]
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£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Was this seriously made by Kalshi? Gambling seriously is everywhere
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New Philidelphia Eagles logo goes over the top
The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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They weren’t lying. Comment section is fire.
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🤖 Made with AI
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Norm Macdonald describing why he loves to gamble is really quite profound.
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7 3/8 has to be the most inconsistent hat size on the planet. I have hats that are huge and ones that cut off the circulation. I prefer fitteds but snap backs have taken over my life.
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It's not a horse it's a 6 week old kitten named DeAndre and he is THRIVING.
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2400lb robot can only lift 1100lbs? What a weak bitch.
JUST IN: Chinese robotics company unveils a massive 13-foot-tall, 2,400-pound humanoid robot capable of lifting more than 1,100 pounds.
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‼️ BREAKING: Footage of Jerry Seinfeld performing in Israel has been leaked
Jerry Seinfeld Gets Confronted Over His Support For Israel’s Genocide In Gaza “It’s a genocide & I’m into it he” says, attempting to make a joke out of protesters who disrupted his performance by calling out his support for Israel. Seinfeld previously trained with firearms at an illegal West Bank settlement, where Israelis practice shooting targets with Palestinians printed on them.
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Susan Dell (c. 2026)
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“What is the charge, eating a man? A succulent autistic man?”
🚨BREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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THE FBI NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE MADISON BEER’S BOX FOR DRAINING HERBERT’S FOOTBALL POWERS LIKE IT IS SPACE JAM
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God I hate this
Entering today, the New York Giants were 0-230 since 1970 when trailing by 14+ points in the final 8 minutes of regulation. They're now 0-230-1.
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