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Madrid, Spain
Joined October 2012
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Sail the Rhine with us Dec 20–27, 2027! šŸŽ„ Expect Christmas markets, castles, storybook towns, gourmet meals, excursions, and an open bar to keep the Christmas spirit(s) flowing as we cruise through Germany, France & Switzerland. BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/7…
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Happy Halloween! What costume are you wearing tonight? And why is it a harness with devil horns? To get into the spooky mood we investigate four of the spookiest locations around the world in Romania, Japan, London and Mexico. twobadtourists.com/coming-ba…
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Explore Madrid’s gay neighborhood on our Madrid Gay Nightlife Tour. You’ll have three drinks in the best gay bars in Chueca over a 2-hour group tour. Follow our expert local gay guide on a fun night out in Spain's capital city. BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/m…
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Gay circuit parties have been an institution and an important part of the LGBTQ+ community since the early '90s. These are out favs. What's yours? twobadtourists.com/the-top-2…
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Chicago is a city that, as the musical of the same name puts it, is sure to "razzle dazzle" you. From its gay scene to best sights, here's your guide to a city so good they named it twice! twobadtourists.com/.../gay-c…
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Join our biggest cruise yet from May 30 to June 10, 2027: a 12 day Adriatic adventure from Athens visiting Greece, Turkey, Croatia, and Montenegro, with eight stops, iconic islands, beaches, nightlife, and a visit to the gayest island in Greece. BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/1…
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When it comes to gay sex, wetter is definitely better! But which lube should you actually use? From water-based to silicone and hybrid formulas, we're breaking down the best for anal sex, what to avoid, and how to keep things slippery and sexy! twobadtourists.com/best-lube…
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Sitges is a small town with a big personality, just a short train trip south of Barcelona. Here's your guide toTorremolinos's more sophisticated sister. twobadtourists.com/.../gay-s…
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Italy is every bit as beautiful as the men who live there. Don’t take our word for it, just us on our 2027 Italy Tour from April 2-10, with Rome, Florence, Naples, and Capri packed into one neat Italian package. Ready for Rome, Florence, Naples & Capri? twobadtourists.com/st_tour/9…
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Explore Madrid’s gay neighborhood on our Madrid Gay Nightlife Tour. You’ll have three drinks in the best gay bars in Chueca over a 2-hour group tour. Follow our expert local gay guide on a fun night out you won't forget (or possibly remember). BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/m…
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From Santorini’s romantic views and Dubrovnik’s historic charm to Bodrum’s vibrant bazaars and Mykonos’ legendary LGBTQ+ parties, our huge 12-day cruise from May 30 to June 10, 2027 is set to be our biggest yet. It’s going to be epic! BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/1…
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Gran Canaria never has an off-season. From gay beaches and LGBTQ+ festivals to seaside towns and Yumbo nights, discover why Spain’s gayest island stays hot (in more ways than one) all year-round. READ MORE: twobadtourists.com/winter-is…
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Come get the full Chueca experience on our Madrid Gay Nightlife Tour. Over two hours our resident Spanish gay guide will take you to three of the best bars in Madrid’s gayborhood. Three drinks, good company, and LGBTQ+ history. All in one tour! BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/m…
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Andalucia is Spain’s wild child. It’s fiery, free-spirited, and fiercely beautiful. So we’re excited to invite you on our 9 Days in Southern Spain – Seville, Cordoba & Granada, heading down into southern Spain from November 11–19, 2026. BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/9…
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Good food, fine wine and easy company. That’s what you can expect on our LGBTQ Madrid Tapas Tour. Join our local gay guide and food expert as you visit the best restaurants in Madrid’s gayborhood, Chueca. BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/m…
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12 days, four countries, eight stops. Our Greece, Croatia, Montenegro & Turkey gay group cruise from May 30 to June 10, 2027, is seriously stacked. Expect iconic islands, parties, culture, hosted events, and the full Two Bad Tourists package. BOOK NOW: twobadtourists.com/st_tour/1…
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You can be bad at following the tourist guidebook without being THAT kind of bad tourist. From traveling off-season and supporting local businesses to choosing less-crowded destinations, here are simple ways LGBTQ+ travelers can explore responsibly. twobadtourists.com/ethical-t…
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Italy is every bit as beautiful as the men who live there. Don’t take our word for it, just us on our 2027 Italy Tour from April 2-10, with Rome, Florence, Naples, and Capri packed into one neat Italian package. Ready for Rome, Florence, Naples & Capri? twobadtourists.com/st_tour/9…
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Porto is Portugal's worst-kept secret, known for Port wine, tiled streets, Douro River views and a growing LGBTQ+ scene. From gay bars and clubs to queer tours, fabulous food and wine-country day trips, our Gay Porto Guide has you covered. twobadtourists.com/.../gay-p…
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