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I came, I saw, I got anxiety and left.

Manhattan, NY
Joined May 2009
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Best nightttttttt
my sister is currently drinking at a bar with one of our fave scream queens, Maika Monroe and wanted to FT. best believe i ran to slap a wig on to talk to my girl 😭🥹❤️ BEST HALLOWEEN SURPRISE EVER IM SO HAPPY
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To meet one of my favorite final girls just randomly in the wild on Halloweekend is really something that would only happen to me i swear. And then to have her be fun and one of the girlies?! Like wow.
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halloween daylight savings new york marathon i'm scared of this weekend
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Tia’s husband is ugly! I have been trying to hold that in for a while now
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Lauryn hill when her man hurt himself to make her stay
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All the good arguments always happen off camera
Rob and Michaella get ready for a night out with the other people they almost got engaged to! New episodes of Love Is Blind S11: Boston premiere tomorrow on Netflix!
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Did i just see Anna Wintour walking down Grand street or am i drunk
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no one: Babies at 3 in the morning:
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It be funny to me when ppl can’t see the signs that someone might be bat shit crazy lmao
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This is a very niche tweet but I need Nathan Fielder to move in with Wendy & Eddie Osefo as their court case plays out. #RHOP
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Hudson yards is spiritually Dubai
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You Can See Everything is kind of like if a movie was the best movie of all time. A complete 3 hour electric factory, I was not bored for a moment. Entirely riveting storytelling.
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I need a cigarette or something
Leaving the theater after You Can See Everything
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OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: You got no bitches before. Maybe you should question why that would change?
OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: If someone is trying to seduce you, first consider — could they be a spy??? OpenAI is warning its employees about honeypot spies and strangers with children in playgrounds ... a very fun one with @georgia_wells and @MeghanBobrowsky: wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-companies…
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This episode should have been a fucking movie
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “Chris Hargensen is Carrie Red”
Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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