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Every situation doesnt need a reaction. Sometimes you have to leave people to do the lame shit they do

Joined January 2012
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You're an inspiration @NiykeeHeaton, thank you. This statement saved my life
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I would do anything to be able to pull off a middle part
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You wanna know what fires me up? Being cc’d in emails that don’t pertain to me. – at Highland, MI
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Paint me however you need to paint me so the guilt doesn’t feel so heavy
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As for me and my household we will USE A FUCKING COASTER
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I do not need any more succulents, I have 6 in my car right now waiting to go home and I wanna buy more.....told my boyfriend to tell me ‘no’ and this man says to me “I can’t, you gotta collect them all” and that’s why I’m gonna marry him.
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Baby girl, your weight may fluctuate but your value does not ❤️
I bitch that I hate the mask...I bitch that I don’t want to wear it...but quietly. Not to any store. Not to any employee. I wear the mf so I can get done what I need to get done. Shut up and just do it.
The “all lives matter” people really change their tone when the topic is Narcan ☕️
My niece says “Cookie, why you have a gun right there?” 😂😂😂
I don’t really have anyone over to my house but I always forget to put my gun away. It lives on my coffee table and I forget that not everyone is as comfortable with guns as I am 😂
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There was a time when I was ignorant to what exactly ‘black lives matter’ meant. I was “all lives matter” and then it was calmly and respectfully explained to me and my opinion changed. Be open minded. Sit the fuck down and LISTEN. #BlackOutDay2020 #BLM
I’ve probably sent my man over 77 messages in the last two hours and he still wants to marry me....send the double text, either he will love you anyways or he’s wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️
Channeling my inner Lala Kent over here
Catch me on the jet 💅🏼💅🏼
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Casually sitting at my friends house, social distancing of course, booked a PJ to Tennessee this weekend
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My Chanel bag should be here in three days and I just can’t help but think about how much I don’t hate being essential 🤷🏼‍♀️
My Louis Vuitton make-up bag is being delivered tomorrow and I can’t sleep...
Not pleased that my @dominos was scheduled to be here 20 minutes ago, I call to see where it is and the manager tells me the website time was wrong on what time it was going to be here because it’s corporates way of making more money and HUNG UP on me.
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Then they didn’t send the salad I paid for, the pizza is cold and the boxes are completely crushed, with ranch spilled all over them. I didn’t even order ranch....
I think @stassi is way funnier than anyone gives her credit for