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Lover of communications, Texas Ex, Not-too-shabby chef, heart pups Snoopy D & Minnie Cooper.

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Joined February 2009
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one of the most liberating realizations a human can have: almost all of your thoughts are completely useless, wrong, and meaningless. they are just biological feedback from a dysregulated nervous system, old childhood defense mechanisms, and genetic conditioning.
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
This paper answers why confident idiots run the world. Cornell University published a psychological paper that explains every terrible boss, every loud influencer, and every broken corporate hierarchy. It’s called “Unskilled and Unaware of It.” they tested participants across logic, grammar, and humor to measure the gap between actual performance and self-perception. And the results are wild. participants scoring in the bottom 12th percentile consistently believed they were operating in the 62nd percentile. they were not lying. they were literally incapable of recognizing their own incompetence. the paper revealed a brutal paradox: the exact skills required to master a domain are the exact same skills required to accurately evaluate your own competence in that domain. if you lack the skill, you inherently lack the cognitive capacity to realize you are failing. this creates a dangerous systemic loop. the incompetent are blessed with absolute, blinding certainty. their brain protects them from their own ignorance, allowing them to speak first, demand authority, and never second-guess their decisions. meanwhile, the actual experts suffer the exact inverse. top performers in the study consistently underestimated their rank. because a task was easy for them, they falsely assumed it was easy for everyone else. they hesitate. they obsess over nuance. they assume they have nothing unique to add. we are biologically wired to confuse confidence with competence. the loudest person in the room gets promoted, gets funded, and gets the microphone, not because they know what they are doing, but because they are physically incapable of seeing what they don't. the only defense mechanism is building systems that stop rewarding absolute certainty and start demanding proof of work.
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
delete tiktok. watch old movies. embrace boredom. quit doomscrolling. eat without stimulation. hang out in book shops. slow your mornings down. walk without headphones. start believing in yourself. create phone boundaries. stare out the window. visualize your future. learn new skills. seek discomfort. experience life.
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
AI interviews should be illegal
Not even Black Mirror could predict this level of dystopia.
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Kids making fun of influencers just restored my faith in humanity. Nature is healing🤣
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
Meet Commando, the newest member of Mexico’s National Guard. At only eight inches tall, the Chihuahua is a fierce search-and-rescue office who specializes in public outreach. abcnews.link/nRKhcS7
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
The University of Texas - 24 An Ohio State University - 23
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
Texas Fight🤘
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DID WE BREAK THE TED CRUZ CURSE?!! #hookem
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
ESPN inviting Ted Cruz onto the gameday desk only for the crowd behind him to boo and constantly yell at him to fuck off is maybe the greatest illustration yet of how deep the disconnect is between the ESPN-SEC industrial complex and college football fans as a whole
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
Arch Manning’s stat line doesn’t tell the full story of this incredible comeback win against Ohio State. 23/37 196 yards TD, INT, 22 yards rushing What’s missed is he didn’t panic when his WR dropped an easy touchdown… Or when a drop turned into an int… Or when Texas was down 23-3 in the 4th… As the leader of his team he just keep fighting. He and his Longhorn teammates just kept swinging and rattled off 21 unanswered points while playing suffocating defense. It’s a message to all of us who love the game of football, that football is just like life. It doesn’t always go your way every single day, play, week, drive month or quarter. But as long as you don’t give up, you have a chance to turn it all around and end up winning in the end. Never give up.
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
Kevin Durant 🤝 Mack Brown
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Deep in the heart of Texas🤘
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THE moment. #HookEm
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Amy Kauffman retweeted
So proud of @CoachSark! Finally got the gigantic win he’s been waiting for! Well deserved coach! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm
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Unforgettable night. Hook 'em Horns🤘
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