Amy Shumer (@AmyShumer) profile picture

I'm Amy SHUMER . . . I do too soon tweets.

Joined September 2011
Steve Jobs died . . . I heard he choked on a bite of an apple.
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@blurabbit147 Did you hear about Steve Jobs? He was next. . .
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@the_cando Did you hear Steve Jobs just died? And they say Mac's don't get viruses. . .
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Replying to @gracesushhig
@kylebcomedy No, I'm usually on it at the end of the month - but you made me check my ass lol
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@plimone I've had years of experience at sucking - it keeps me from becoming a mommy;)
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@amott70 Steve O and blow - sure his ears perked up with that tweet lol
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@ChrissyDeCapite Steve O drinks piss - he'll be fine
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Replying to @Hiii_Im_Amy
@amislynne55 Steve O was fine - he re-enacted the crash by pretending he was Ryan's car and Mike Tysons fist was the tree
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Replying to @Dollar_N_aDr3am
@T_boutDatdolla I didn't think so either. But the Mike tat joke killed!
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