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The Bronze Jade
Joined July 2024
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nigga looks like a black medieval innkeeper.
EDP at his extradition hearing today
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if it doesn't soda I'll fucking kill myself
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SOMEONE BOUGHT ALL OF THE GAMBITS. ALL OF THEM.
Gambit to doom ratio at target
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Coworker came up to me and said yo check this out and then handed me this
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*searching for the clit* ummm… it’s right behind me isn’t it?
*finds the clit* ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this
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Ignore everything i said earlier i wasn’t feeling the best My thighs are fine though Kinda
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I made a female Orc called Sexy Yoda and this is the first thing I read in game
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Finally, the inverse.
When I saw Godzilla, there was an older couple by me who were in the wrong theater. They wanted to see a Jimmy Stewart biopic What’s hilarious is how much movie went by before they noticed. Japanese subtitles, monster attacks… finally, she taps me with a “what film is this?”
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hitman mission where agent 47 modifies the alarm and puts live rounds into it
The kind of alarm I need 😂😂
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Im done man
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I still find it funny nobody uses the original clip of Zoro’s voice here and always the one with 4kids Zoro screaming edited over
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How did today get to be even worse
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"stop posting that video of the guy shooting lasers from his eyes"
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nevermind, it was the cum monster I was mistaken
does anyone have that short meme clip where it’s like “ahh ooOoOooO iT’s sPoNgEboB’s PeNis” in the style of Vance Joy’s “riptide” or is that something I made up in my TBI brain
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Which way western man
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do you lot like my gif
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The way they’ve reworked the stems in the song, isolated vocals, matched time signatures… THIS IS HOW YOU SYNC MUSIC 😮‍💨
Kendrick Lamar’s “The Blacker the Berry” was used in Netflix’s new anime series BASS x MACHINA
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my Plundarrgh sprite everytime i open a chest for some reason
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Can we give enriched uranium to terminal patients to ask how it tastes like
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