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Joined June 2018
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD YESSSSSSSSSS GRADUATED WITH A HIGH 2.1 OVERALL
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Max Dowman becomes the youngest player ever to get sent off in the EFL Cup
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#mufc had planned on sacking Michael Carrick this week but failure to settle on a replacement has granted him another stay of execution [@samuelluckhurst]
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Owen retweeted
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR 🏆 He's the first Englishman to win the award since Michael Owen in 2001 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Owen retweeted
• 73 GOALS. • 8 ASSISTS. • 3 TROPHIES. • WC SEMI-FINAL. • UCL SEMI-FINAL. • BUNDESLIGA GOLDEN BOOT. • EUROPEAN GOLDEN BOOT. HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR.
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GET IN KANE
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I think ive found the new movement god
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Owen retweeted
Let me tell you the problem with the new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 It isn't the jumping, the sliding, or the sniping. Those are fine. The problem is that I see an enemy first, but on their screen, they saw me first. That desync means gunfights are decided by lag compensation instead of skill. Fix the netcode before anything else, jeeeeeez
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l am crying😂😭
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Can’t believe I genuinely like 11 men ruin my mood every week
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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Old Trafford singing: "Sell United and f*** off home."
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The problem isn’t any player, they are all fucking ass, no matter who starts or who is benched, we are still FUCKING SHIT Idk why people still don’t understand this
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🚨🎙️ - Gary Neville reacts to the ‘STANDARDS’ banner held by the United fans: “Those were gone a long time ago.”
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Are we fucking surprised
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HOW HAS HE GIVEN A YELLOW FOR THAT
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Can’t break this press down it’s gonna be a long afternoon 😴
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Owen retweeted
I shouldn’t feel exhausted after playing Call of Duty pub matches man lol
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