Haggard Matt

Well, Long Legs is shite isn’t it?

Cycling to the train station this evening down a bike path on a main road - just one car heading my way on the road - the driver swerved into the bike lane, moments away from hitting me, I could see a few guys in the car laughing. Good joke that. The hell is wrong with people?

A new @ThePissedJeans album and a new @METZtheband album in the same year, what a time to be alive!

WHAT. AN. EPISODE. Justice for Dianne.

The exhaust just fell off of my car as I was turning onto the motorway to go to London, seems like a bad omen to me

New favourite thing to do, queue up an audiobook on Spotify and then punctuate it with a brutal metal track between each chapter. Nothing like @JamesAcaster telling an anecdote about a shaggy dog immediately before @GojiraMusic plow into Explosia. Really adds gravitas.

Did I imagine this, or is this week’s episode of @OffMenuOfficial sponsored by Tenderstem Broccoli? As in Tenderstem Broccoli just in general, no brand name… just broc. Who works on the general broccoli branding team and how do I get involved?

I don’t tweet much (or whatever you call it now we’re no longer on “Twitter”) but I just had to go on record and say, I’m hating the new grunge texture that’s been added to the app icon. That’s it.

Well I think some of us owe Tom DeLonge a big apology…

3 episodes into the new season of Black Mirror and it’s absolutely mind blowing. Hats off @charltonbrooker - it’s an absolute triumph and so worth the wait

Have you noticed how no one ever used the term ‘Crimbo’ anymore? Did that die with Bo Selecta back in the 00’s? Small victories I guess, I’ll take all I can in the year 2022.

Here’s a haiku that’s kind of about shitty tories but also kind of about shitty landlord culture in general: The boiler’s broken I’m in my bedroom right now I see my own breath Night then.

I’m not sure if all banks do this, but why, why God why, would Natwest set their opening hours as “half an hour after the majority of the population has started work” until “half an hour before most of the population has finished work”? It’s infuriating.

New business idea: High security prison themed bakery called “Pain Quentin”

I'm really not hyped for the next Arcade Fire release