Ever pulled the pregnancy card when you're not actually pregnant? Just did with a scary road-raged taxi driver and it changed the game.

Family car convo: Who are you going to vote for? Unsolicited 4yo: "I'm going to vote for my baby sister"

The vacation you so desperately need (but can't find the time to plan) – done for you! bit.ly/1dqHj3f

"Getting a sitter on 2 hrs notice is like the triple sow cow of parenting" - amazing figure skating reference @jillkargman #OddMomOut 🙌

Postpartum seriously makes pregnancy look sexy #thingsnobodytellsyou

New mom TMI: Baby girls can have discharge or a mini period in the first couple of weeks due to mom's hormones in their system

.@BoppyCompany or @MyBreastFriend should have their pillows available in hospitals for nursing moms #hospitalpillowsdontsuffice

New mom tip: if you're using a @Medela_US battery operated pump, it needs almost 24hrs to charge the first time - plan ahead #iwaitedtoolong

As an exclusively nursing mom, made decision to give NB 1 feeding of formula before milk comes in, it was less than 1oz and baby is so happy

New mom tip: in the first week of life, your baby should have 1 more wet diaper for each day of life (ie. Day 4 = 4 wet diapers)

4yo: "my baby sister smells like cutie pie and I smell like watermelon chocolate"

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