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Elise Schmitt

@EliseSchmitt

please don’t.

 chicago
Joined June 2009
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Dude rambling near Chicago and State just called me a “bitch.” Not mad. Just curious how he knew.
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Something unsettling about seeing the legs of a muppet.
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what kind of shithole country gives more rights to a gun than to a woman
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Just been cast in Knives Out 2. What up.
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I think he did it but I just can’t prove it
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I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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auf wiedersehn, asshole 👋🏼
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seems like a good idea to throw into the mix this year
KAIROS (@alihankairos) profile pictureKAIROS@alihankairos5 Oct 2020
The mummy tomb, which has been sealed for 2500 years, has been opened for the first time.
Airbnb listings in 2020 really out here charging $624/night for a living room furnished with two folding chairs, a tub, and a dead bird. The confidence.
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On top of everything else this bitch got on a kitten heel
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Trayvon Martin was 17. White society didn’t give a damn. Now folks care about age when it’s a white supremacist with a rifle murdering 2 people. GTFOH
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Elise Schmitt retweeted
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tommy@tvitterstorm16 Aug 2020
Replying to @WadeyWade
Some of the gems in the window
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Antiques Roadshow is wild as fuck
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