Peter Pan

@FIuffMe happy Father’s Day Pappa

. . . We both worked at the same hospital for the same contract. I'm unfortunately probably getting screwed because I now also have a Storybrooke and EDTF salary. And I own a house

No, I didn't. It sort of got stuck there. Aliens are bad about asking for consent when they're trying to kill you. This is explained easily by saying "I am presently having to divorce an Australian narcissistic doctor I didn't ask to be married to."

I'm so glad you asked. I'm presently residing in a 30 year old curse body.

Henry actually wanted to be happy.

. . . I AM DEFINITELY NOT OLD

. . . I was stuck the way I was for over 5 sexdecillion years. Everybody is capable of change.

I suppose that's fair. We should figure out if we can unpause it.

"He's an ungrateful idiot" is not a very useful diagnosis, Malcolm.

Nobody she’s pointing how hot my exes are and what is wrong with me

Is that a thing? Wait, no, I read about this Rumple has menopause

Fat lot of good it did. Listen to all that ungrateful whining. At least Henry understood that Emma gave him up to give him his best chance. I respect that kid for that.

I’m not whining , she’s attacking my love life

Honestly, it's not like useless mcdrinky boy and firey mcdestructocat were capable of teaching him those lessons. You left him with perfectly competent people who taught him better than you or I could have at the time.

That's not my fault. I blame @FIuffMe My other child that I tossed away became a terrifying world control determining weapon who doesn't even know how to spin wool.

I should have eaten you like a praying mantis

. . . Yes. Yes, I think you were.

I assure you, my romantic life has seemed stranger.

Actually, I’d run 35 meters now.

Good times. @FIuffMe