Dr. John H. Watson

Been a while, I know.

Nothing happens to me.

Stay silent all you like Sherlock. Don't think you're getting away with this.

Sherlock, I stay over for one night because Mary is out of town and you feel the need to play violin music at three in the morning.

I'm back now, once and for all. Returned like Sherlock, large as bloody life.

How is everyone? Haven't been on here in a while.

It's lovely weather out.

Show off.

Sherlock needs to stop changing the password on my laptop. I do NOT need to 'improve my mental capabilities'.

Did I miss anything exciting? Any action? Adventure?

*points at all the other Sherlock's* As should you.

At least @BrilliantHolmes agrees.

Being an army doctor isn't exactly easy you know. So technically I'm far better qualified than Show-off Holmes over there.

Oh God. Sherlock, stop trying to impersonate Guy Fawkes and stop trying to blow up Parliament!

...Sherlock does what?

Sherlock, you don't need to insult the population of planet Earth just to inflate your ego beyond bursting point.

Sherlock is impossible to live with.

Just another day at the office, eh?

People change their pictures all the time but I never have. Even Sherlock's susceptible to it.

I think Sherlock should make a video of him working out everyone's lives on the tube and put it on the internet. Bet it'd go viral.