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Jake Mattera

@JakeMattera

‘A Soft One’ Available Everywhere | @kumquathour

 Philadelphia
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Joined February 2010
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Here’s my full special for free. Share it with 15 friends or something bad will happen. youtu.be/_0pg26wMXp0
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Halloween is upon us!
Kumquat Hour (@KumquatHour) profile pictureKumquat Hour@KumquatHourOct 31
Welcome to The Kumquat Hour! @JakeMattera and @jonnydelco bring you @KumquatHour, a weekly podcast with a weekly bonus episode every week on patreon.com/kumquathour. Weekly.
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We did it, folks! Hubie is top ten
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PLEASE SHARE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Portland I’ll see you Sunday! And let me know if you’ve seen Jimothy recently!
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Geraldo@voiceofgeraldoSep 21
Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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Just ran out of glove compartment hot dogs 😭
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Gettin’ Hubified tn #iykyk
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TGIF
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Hubie season is upon us.
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New Lil Stinkers ep just dropped. Anthony “the Ant” Spilotro Link below. Check it out. @mikerainey82 @jonnydelco youtu.be/_S0u2zn4MOs?is=dh4n…
Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro

Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro

Tony the Anthony? That’s what I thought, too. This crazy Chicago mf...

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12 hours until TIRES: SEASON 3 is on Netflix
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If I send this to you- you’re dangerously close to being annihilated.
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Thought my local 4th of July parade was underwhelming until I learned that the parade was cancelled and I was just watching kids on electric scooters holding up traffic
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@mikerainey82Jul 1
New Stinkers out now. This lil mf got me smmfh. Watch it here: youtu.be/vK2tQh6lpLk?is=OkCM…
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If anybody needs me, I’ll be selling glow sticks on the White House lawn.
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This MF
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@mikerainey82May 19
Can’t believe @JakeMattera is in cahoots with Kars 4 Kids. youtu.be/lnU9uvRe4GA?si=0_Ca…
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Signing up for a comedy competition
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Oh fuuuuuuuhhhh
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I legit read this headline and thought the horse was fined. 'Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby' seattlepi.com/sports/great-w…
Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby

Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby

Great White is doing well after flipping before the Kentucky Derby, throwing his jockey and getting scratched minutes before the Triple Crown race, trainer John Ennis said. The big gray gelding who...

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After all these years, maybe Joel Embiid just needed his appendix out.
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