John Selzer

Johnston will get cake and Ice cream at the Pavelski house tonight. @DallasStars #TexasHockey

50% of being a husband and father today was simply saying, "Google it."

Thunder sleet: Texas weather phenomenon. But also, a kind of awesome name for a heavy metal band.

Today’s the day... #CFPNationalChampionship #GoFrogs

As a gesture of goodwill (and nod to beautiful design), @apple should offer a Dark Sky setting within Weather. #RIPDarkSky

RIP Dark Sky. You will be missed.

Shout out to all the parents building Christmas presents after their kids have gone to bed.

I suspect the ‘how you squeeze toothpaste’ debate is similar to over-the-roll (correct) versus under or crunchy (also correct) versus creamy.

When you are thirsty and drink water in a dream, it does not help irl.

If your inbox isn’t flooded with extended Black Friday offers and Cyber Monday deals are you even alive?

Uncharacteristically, Texas weather decided to pick a lane and commit to a temp all day. But it is Texas, so here… have some rain b/c you can’t have nice things.

✅Good deed for the day. Received an email that looked like well-executed spam. A second look + quick google search revealed it was a legit follow up between recruiter and job seeker - but sent to the wrong email (mine). Pinged the recruiter to correct. I hope he gets the job.

As I am sure you have heard, I did not win the Powerball. And as as luck would have it given the similar odds, I was not killed by a vending machine.

When you get a hattie and don’t even make the first star, you know Robo is the real deal. #GoStars #TexasHockey

Back to the Future, @NHL edition.

G’day, bruise! #WhenYouSeeIt

Seems legit.

“We all rebel in our own way.” - the guy driving in the car next to me drinking a wine cooler on a Sunday evening

"We will not weaponize our robots" is exactly what someone who would weaponize robots would say. axios.com/2022/10/06/boston-…

I know Texas weather is weird, but this seems sus.