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As an adult, with agency, I have chosen to see eight different wrestling shows over a two and a half day span in Las Vegas this week.

It’s too complicated to explain why doing low-difficulty @helldivers2 missions today is going to be so fun, but rest assured, it’s going to be so fun. Welcome to the party, new folks!

Releasing R-Truth is a breathtakingly stupid WWE move.

Two orders of tenders and an order of nachos from @TonyCsSportsBar (with a $10 tip) is north of $75 on Doordash. That's bonkers, and a bummer, since now we need to order from somewhere else.

Outstanding Sky/Valkyria match.

The absolute potpourri of match styles in the #ContinentalClassic is why I like @AEW so much.

A very happy Continental Classic to all. #AEWDynamite

I hope the Giants fans that burned Saquon Barkley jerseys do an AMA on Reddit so we can make sure they’re not having kids or are in positions of power where their opinions impact lives.

Most of my nutrition will come from calendars this winter.

Wrestlemania's cheapest tickets are selling for a grand right now. A grand. With obstructed views. How about everyone pays me $50 to cut a badly acted promo and hit you with a kendo stick instead.

This #PAXWest2024 feels very PAX-like. Goodness it’s great to be here.

I think pregaming #AEWAllIn with a cake at the Ritz is what Timeless Toni Storm would want.

Who at @AEW do I need to speak to about getting a @SerenaDeeb vs @bryandanielson match? Because I will speak to them.

I love prepping for #BlittleLeague, since so much of it involves imagining how the players are going to make things so brilliantly, perfectly complicated.

Regardless of the outcome of this match, @SerenaDeeb ‘s next feud should be @bryandanielson . #AEWDoN

#AEWDynamite is already so fun.

This match is delivering on expectations, which is hard considering the expectations were “best wrestling match of our lifetimes.” #AEWDynasty

Current favorite bits in professional wrestling: -Katsuyori Shibata communicating exclusively through his phone -Everything R Truth is doing -Daddy Magic in the booth -Timeless Toni Storm's absolute commitment

I just learned that Cody Rhodes is Dusty Rhodes’ son. Why haven’t they leaned into that at all over the course of this storyline? #WrestleMania