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K-12 School Shooting Database documents when a gun is fired, brandished (with intent to harm (and not)), or bullet hits school property (unless it doesn't), and includes incidents miles away from the school.
The once great John Hopkins research team is nothing but a bunch of lap dogs for Bloomberg. Just a shell of its former self. Pretty pathetic.
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The laws you helped pass created the system whete there was no one with a gun between the shooter and victims. YOU IDIOTS are the reason why by the time anyone could stop them, they were already dead. You just prefer the shooter has several more minutes of killing undeterred.
The NRA wants you to focus on how this was stopped, but the focus should be on how it started: a system that allowed a gun in the hands of a 16-year-old. By the time anyone could stop him, a 5-year-old, an 8-year-old, an 11-year-old, and their teacher were already dead. That’s not a reminder of anything except what our leaders failed to prevent.
With this information it might be good to point out the said study only counted shootings with 6 or more deaths, not the standard 4 or more. And the so called "assault weapon ban" had no effect on mass shootings during or after.
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Thank God an armed citizen heroically violated a law you helped pass, on his way to killing a gunman who readily ignored all the other laws you promised would stop him.
Police have shared that three children, ages 5, 8 and 11, and one teacher were fatally shot at Silver Rail Elementary School in Bend, Oregon. A 7-year-old was also injured.
America's gun violence crisis is killing our babies. Enough is enough.
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Police confirm a community member pursued the 16-year-old shooter into the school and fatally shot him before officers arrived, ending the attack. The district banned CHL carry on grounds via SB554, which Giffords supported.
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Here come all the liberals screaming about passing more gun laws when Oregon has all thw laws they ask for, yet none of them prevented a 16 year old from getting a gun, going to a gun free school zone, and committing murder.
"Common sense gun control" kills innocent children.
Oh yes, because all the gun laws passed by Democrats giving it an A- rating by Giffords surely stopped and prevented this shooting. Save us your performative BS. How many schools are you going to let get shot up before you arm staff and hire armed security?
Save us your performative BS. You are said that it wasnt worse and that a person with a gun prevented it from being far worse.
Defenseless gun free zones enable these shootings.
My heart is completely broken for the children, families, teachers, and entire Silver Rail Elementary community in Bend, Oregon today.
Elementary school should be about jungle gyms, math class, and making new friends—not learning where to hide from a shooter. We cannot keep asking our children to be brave enough to survive school shootings. Our leaders must be brave enough to stop them.