Tom the Bomb has gone. #tripfigsonrhymes Ajax sign Woolham Jr for new season depending on kick off times and commitments to wickes. #wickes
BREAKING NEWS (3/3) When asked about the rape, Club Captain, Tristan King was quick to distance himself, replying only 'it wasn't me mate'
BREAKING NEWS (2/3) Club hero, Luke Quinn says 'we'd love to have Ched, we raped everyone in the league last year so he'd fit right in'
BREAKING NEWS (1/3) Ajax are the latest club to move in for convicted rapist Ched Evans. #smackerswithoutpermission
DC: "apparently @iChainsawTrees thought they could win the summer league!" #noteventopbutone
Ajax Treesdown FC retweeted
Really shame as it's going to be @brettgardner6 last game this evening to! Been a real asset for the boys! #brettandrogesupport
Former manager Nick Clegg joins the boys to celebrate tonights win. #winninghere
Ajax Treesdown FC retweeted
Massive win for the @LumberjAxe tonight, so proud of all the boys, great performance!
Hope all the fans are feeling GREAT today. We certainly are. #topofthepops
Reports that @sprysy is claiming whiplash after savage savidge tackle during Tuesday nights zeros thriller. #zeros
Ajax. Top but none. Bottom but seven. Axe-actly where we belong. #fireonfire
Scans confirm James Thurstons axe is in fact not broken, just severely bruised. #peach
Ajaxteesdown FC didn't lose. Again. #uptothetopgoesthecream #daylight
Roger Hanson has a full strength squad to pick from. He has picked everyone. RH: "I pick everyone. Even Dave." #welldone
2 trees felled. 12 remain. Bring on the next tree. So we can fell it. #undefeated #lumberjaxe
The club would like to wish James Thurston a very happy birthday. The Bugatti is in the post. #solodubfigs



