Image Every May 9

I’ll be back on May 1, 2027 @Ziploc

May 9, 2026

20 MINUTES. BE THERE.

4 HOURS LEFT

Tomorrow. 1PM EST. The Event.

Whoever wrote the Wikipedia article for poop I want to shake his hand and congratulate him and ask him questions

Three days left until The Event…

thinking about this guy i hope he is alright

8 days, time to mark your calendars folks

I know I said no tweets until next year but come on

I will be in hibernation until May 1, 2026. The weather is supposed to be nice.

May 9, 2025

15 Minutes, ladies and gents He is approaching at an ALARMING rate

1 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME 5 PM GMT BE THERE

Most important event in May

just took a generational deuce at the Papa John’s of Gastonia NC

Imagine fucking a French guy and you gotta say “Oh Engelbert”