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For those who are playing Fortnite endlessly in pursuit of the pirate shop
PLEASE sacrifice IRL stuff over it. Your friends, family, education, work and other commitments are worth less than opening chests for 6+ hours per day
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i hate gay halloween wdym you're paul baker and samir taking a selfie after having found the sh*tg*n in the coat closet
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my delusional ass thinking im gonna find the special fortnite token in the first chest i see:
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entering month 5 of pressing play on you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love everyday
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told my coworker abt a past wlw bullshituationship. she showed me a pic of her and her wife and said “that couldve been you”







































