Barbara Gordon

According to Dinah, my new year’s resolution should involve actually leaving the clocktower every few days... I was thinking something more along the lines of reducing coffee consumption (ha, right). She’s clearly being dramatic.

I look forward to the party this weekend.

... Wrong Oracle.

Just a little spring cleaning. Now to the real work. What do you have for me tonight, Gotham?

Am I allowed to take breaks? So many people depend on me being in front of the screens, headset on.

Remember, kids, as the tempurature goes up, so does the crime rate. Happy spring & all that.

Ah, the sweet sounds of car alarms and sirens. You’re louder tonight, Gotham. Guess that comes with the warmer weather.

What is this bright glowing thing in the sky? Sunshine? In Gotham? Guess it really is spring.

Punches & kicks, that’s more like it.

A quiet night in Gotham is the most frightening thing I know.

Okay, did Charlie change my desktop background again? Why did I ever let her know some security codes?

-cracks knuckles- Let’s get this party started. Again.

Miss me?

Batman. RT @CapedBatman: @OracleMask Oracle.

Well, happy birthday to me.

... It's like they're trying to speak to me.

Yes, I know you're all following me, but don't worry, I'm keeping an eye on you, too.

Yes, that should be worrisome.

Because I'm always here. Also everywhere else. Watching all of you. All the time.