Stickaid

Dear Twitter. Sorry for those spammy tweets. Fixed it now. Love, The Stickaid twitter ghost 👻👻👻

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UK Ppl: Our BFFs @UNICEF_uk are up late working @Glasgow2014. Text FIRST to 70333 to donate £5 and help #putchildrenfirst

Our homegirl @emmablackery is gonna shave her head in aid of some great charities. Empty your wallets/purses at indiegogo.com/projects/shavi…

@phanlight It’s because people had paid for tickets to see Phil DeFranco and Dan volunteered to host when he cancelled. We <3 him for it.

I’m already BFFs with @JackalProducer anyways, We can get some hard trap beats on.

Just had some junk email (sent to 50 email addresses) saying we should book a dubstep dj. What is this? 2009?

Does anyone know how to kick-start a pheasant? Google has failed me once again.

The closest thing we get over here is brown water and a dusty bagel.

Oh yeah, everything has to be in french too. Errm. Bonjour le Canada français. Nous aimons votre poutine.

We don't do enough for our canadian fans. Hi Canada! I like your Poutine and Mooses..Moose...Mousse...Mouse...Mice...

Why else do you think we’re tweeting at 4am?

If we we’re sponsored by anything, it would be Coffee and Energy Drinks.

We’re proud to announce that our tweets are not sponsored by Samsung. #Oscars

What if for my birthday, I go to New Orleans and spend all day in an @IHOP to confuse people by screaming "HAPPY PANCAKE DAY!"

Americans: We call Mardi Gras "Pancake day" or "Shrove Tuesday". Because, y'know. Pancakes are better than beads right?

Also, maybe I should actually tweet this from my personal twitter instead of the Stickaid one.

Maybe I should just cancel my birthday.

It's my Birthday on Tuesday but everyone is more excited about Pancake Day. I'm so conflicted because I love pancakes more than life.