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"Luka is a lock for 30 tonight"
"Jokic triple-double. Guaranteed"
"Flagg and the Mavs are taking down OKC 👀"
Your group chat is full of takes for tonight. Ask the Sims tells you which ones are worth backing 🧵
The Thunder are a mess right now. J-Dub, Wallace, Chet and Caruso are out, and Ajay Mitchell is questionable.
SGA is going to need some help tonight.
We ran Thunder-Mavericks 100,000 times to see who is most likely to provide it.
If Mitchell is ruled out, we'll run this again and find some more off-the-wall plays for Thunder-Mavericks
We asked 10,000 Sims four questions before Knicks-Bulls👇
Ask The Sims about any bet, any player or any "what-if" 🤔
Sim #5,366 · Knicks 118-113, 17 lead changes
Powell 3+ threes? 54.1% · DK +100 → ✅ 7
Brunson 6+ assists? 63.5% · DK -154 → ✅ 8
Do the Knicks win? 69.2% · DK -270 → ✅ W
Anunoby 18+ points? 48.7% · DK -108 → ✅ 26
"Steph's dropping 30 in Minnesota"
He does in about 1 of every 4 Sims (25.7%).
Kalshi has it at 29¢.
What's your group chat arguing about tonight?
Ask the Sims. Any NBA game, any player, free:
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Luka Doncic is your King of the Court 👑
38.6% of the 10,000 Sims had that result, 21.2 points higher than second place, and he had 70 of the 100 biggest PRA games in those simulations.
Follow us for King of the Court Sims every week!
Final verdict on ALL the strange coaching decisions in Week 7:
A ton of Week 7 plays swung games in major ways.
Going for it on 4th-and-1 at your own 24, tied, under five minutes left (Dan Campbell)? Kicking to tie or going for 2 with 52 seconds left?
We ran Week 7's nine biggest calls through the Sims and graded every one 🧵
8. Saints down 16-10 with 9:32 left, 4th-and-7 at the Steelers 34. In the Sims, the 52-yard field goal gives New Orleans a 20.5% win chance, going for it 19.8% and punting 15.4%. Carlson missed wide right, but kicking was the best of three thin options.

















